Re:What it should be. (Score 2, Funny)

Hell I honestly think I could live with the weaknesses if it meant immortality.

I mean seriously what do vampires have against them? An inability to interact with religious objects, an aversion to sunlight, no reflection, and they can't eat garlic?

I'd bet that 1 and 2 aren't an issue for most Slashdotters anyways, and most probably don't care about their own reflection either (heck usually when I see mine it's a glare on my screen so if I didn't show up then all the better). The garlic thing might be an issue, but I'm sure me and Papa John's could work something out.

"Just send over a delivery guy with marinara sauce, pepperoni and cheese on his neck please."