Some people in England do learn the grammar, or so I've come to believe. In fact the best way I've found of telling whether someone is British/Irish or not is seeing if they can get the real nuanced stuff that foreigners fudge.

In other words, I submit a counter-anecdote, whatcha gunna do?

So now "Windows 95 is Mac 84." says people?

That's deep man.

How would you know?

Are you some sort of hacker psychic?

I understand that it would be unpleasant, but why would AC's parents being dropped on their respective heads affect his wellbeing?

I don't see why you're so worried, this obviously refers to the equestrian unit.

This assumes a spherical earth and neglects relativistic effects.
Also those decimal places are wrong,

The smart one may not be who you think it is.

what?

No, unless you define sound to be something you can hear.

So what makes this a troll?

This isn't an anything, and it's certainly not inflammatory or offensive.

Explain yourself, Mr. Mod!

I know you spent lots of time writing that, but it doesn't make any sense.

I'm sorry.

I can vouch for this. You might think AC just spends all his time on /. but the reality is that he's a real big-shot who can afford to make ridiculous claims.

English.

Ah c'mon

It was just his wa've being particle joke

He was obviously talking about this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Althaea_officinalis

Well if you have digital Braille or whatever then surely you can regexp it to a normal digibook.

I'd say that's what they're worried about.