You wll never be happy because laptops will never be as powerful as desktops. Simply speaking, if you manage to create a laptop as powerful as a desktop then you can also create a more powerful desktop. That is not a matter of computing power but of temperature. Desktop are by definition bigger than laptops so they can dissipate more heat.

Think of the children!

Don't worry. I don't know you but I also feel that I hate you.

You are a genius

I always wondered how hard it would be for an ISP to hide a microphone in all their ADSL/Cable Box.

No. It is called D&D but some say it is only a placebo.

You missed the reference. I give you a hint. It starts with Monty and ends with a snake.

Actually, the opposite is happening. Lot's of BSD users are so annoyed by the anti-systemd trolls joining their community that their are now moving back to Linux.

As the name indicates systemctl daemon-reexec is used to re-exec the daemon after an upgrade. No reboot needed.

The same bug would have occured if goto had been replaced by a break, a return or a throw.
The problem in that code was not the GOTO but the indentation.

That's odd! I just upgraded systemd and no reboot was needed!

3, 33 or 333 millions. Would that make any difference? I don't think so.
It you want to calculate the expected gain then you should only consider the useful gain.
For me, 1 or 2 millions would be enough for the rest of my life so if I had to choose a lottery, I would pick one that maximize the probability to gain that amount. Any lottery with a smaller maximal gain (e.g. a few millions) but a higher probability is a better choice.

No! that is an error code that indicates a bug in the decimal to hexadecimal conversion code.

My guess is something any man would take for a long trip: condoms

A rumor says that there was not 18 but 19 items in the bag.
Any idea what the missing item could be?