The government will not do that. Raping the poor and the students is the american way.

Everyone This thursday, no free bagels at all apple offices. We have to pay the fine.

Yes their thursday bagel expense is about the same as their fine.

The super old MIG-29 can also kick it's arse.

Honestly Why the hell has this aircraft entered into use? It's a piece of crap from day one.

There are no innocents in the eyes of the overlord.

I dont like Mister Sheen, he always smells of Liquor and you constantly hear, "WINNING!" at random times.

If he has any brains, simply send every time there is "discovery" the same sheet of paper proving he has had it for 15 years.

You can tell the plaintiffs lawyers to go fuck them selves over and over and over again.

I have actually used the words "go fuck yourself" in response to a lawyers letter.

Lawyers hate being called out as the spineless slime they are.

Lemon Pledge. No seriously. The high dollar aircraft windshield treatment for bugs and water called Plexus is nothing more than Pledge wax with no scent.

Lemon pledge is used heavily by high mileage motorcyclists for years.

American corporations will instead do the following.

Get a government grant for the coatings, claim the actual full purchase price at full retail as the cost and pass that cost to ticket buyers.

Use the 5% fuel savings as a ,"we are saving the planet.... see? SEE?" advertising campaign.

Also add the costs of the advertising to the ticket prices.

Profits go up an additional 75%, claim they need more government subsidies.

Most of them a good 51% of the human population are idiots.

This is from personal observation and working a few years when I was young at an amusement park. the bulk of people are really morons.

Taze yourself, Guaranteed to get far more likes and clicks than any selfie you can take.

Wow very short life. Call me when it's 2000 cycles.

Root and install a blocking hosts file.

  Bethesda proved that ad's on free games is only for complete crap games. Fallout shelter has ZERO ad's ZERO nags, and they are making money hand over fist with it.

So if your app has ad's, it's a strong sign that it's a complete crap app.

Luckily 99% of all free apps are trash, so I dont use them, the ones that are worth buying, I buy.

Actually having experience. Oh and the fact that I just set up a new windows 7 VM and from the fresh install on the DVD and how it ran, compared to after applying all updates it lost all of it's speed.

Nothing installed but windows updates. on the exact same hardware. Absolute solid proof to me.

Most of the updates with windows actually slows it down quite a bit. Windows 7 at release is fast on a core 2 duo. Today it needs a quad i7 at 3.6ghz or faster and a SSD drive to be as fast as the initial release.

Windows XP was the same, clean release install was fast as hell install SP3 and it becomes dog slow.

"Because customers would be switching map cassettes as they drove, we knew cassettes would wind up sitting on top of the dash, baking in the summer sun."

Sadly most engineers today are far too stupid to think of such things. Having a care at all towards longevity and reliability is a thing of the distant past.