but plutocrats pay top dollar for politicians.

I always wanted a Yugo that sounds like it has a V10

You'll get hacked and be driving a Rick Roller.

It's part plutocracy, part republic, and part democracy.

Java was suppose to be secure and cross-platform yet...

I wonder what percent of typical security flaws are caused by language-specific features versus poor design decisions and human error (such as passing the wrong variable). I suspect most are the latter.

Move Venus to Earth's orbit using repeat asteroid pass-by momentum transfers, pump it full of hydrocarbons from a similarly-diverted Titan, and see if it warms up. The bill is in the mail.

(Put the orbit at an angle to avoid bonking Earth)

Evolution is a hoax too.

Indeed. Congress is evidence that evolution didn't take place: they are sh*t-flinging apes, still.

Let's vote the world flat.

It would make map printing easier and do away with time-zones.

Somebody beat you to it: https://c1.staticflickr.com/1/...

Agreed on both counts. The thing that confuses the heck out of me is why anybody would think an hour long session like that is going to change anybody who's really got problems with different people. It seems a totally pointless waste of time and effort instead of just dealing with assholes directly and effectively. And that's why even though I agree with you, I still see the PC police as making things sucktastic. It's like paying a tax to fund a completely wasteful program.

Linux developers -- please provide us with a smooth migration path [off Windows]

Sure, just RTFM.

  -5 Neckbeard Attitude

In that case, you get Windows ME after the deadline.

What, it's like the Bible and Koran: everybody interprets it differently.