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Comment Re:for what? (Score 1) 334

C'mon this was funny. Windows is very popular in China and you can bet most installations are pirated.

Yes, it's a little on the troll side of things, but even the cheap shots are worth a laugh. At least there was a degree of wit to it. Not one of the "In soviet China, Starcraft addict beats you!" Wait... the Chinese Starcraft addicts beat me in the US too... I think I screwed up my example. Oh well. Carry on.

Comment soo... (Score 1) 162

So this will be like a wikipedia bot: It represents a modicum of intellect as learned from the internet. It approaches a bell-curve of intelligence meaning it'll have an IQ of 100, which compared to any intelligent person is dumb as hell. I wrote a bot that simulates internet users. It just yells "COCK!!!" at random intervals.

Comment Re:Big deal (Score 1) 665

Actually, I have to disagree. I don't think you should know everything about everything, but to own something and know nothing about it to the point of being incapable of telling whether or not you're getting swindled is a bit much. If you're going to own or use something, you should retain a minimal knowledge about it. For example, a computer. If you know your computer costed you $500 three years ago and you take it to get it fixed and they tell you it'll be $200, you should realize this is probably either too much (you're getting cheated) or that you're better off buying a new computer if the repair costs are indeed that much. Similarly you should know enough to know the monitor is not the "computer," i.e., where the motherboard is. If you are having computer problems and they tell you you need a new monitor despite none of your problems are video related you should know enough to realize this may be a scam and you should go somewhere else and get a second opinion.

This applies to cars as well. You should know enough that you need to get your oil changed every 3,000 miles and your tires rotated every 6,000. You should know enough that getting a flat tire does not mean you need to have your transmission replaced. Etc, etc. If you own a complex device or machine you do not have to be an expert on it to be a well-informed owner. Parent: Don't you dare defend the intellectually lazy.

Oh damn I slipped in a car reference on /. *shakes fists at internet gods*

Comment Re:Poor guy... (Score 1) 514

The Philippines has a low suicide rate because Filipinos are too lazy or too stupid to kill themselves. Besides, the humidity makes it hard to do anything other than lay around. "I'm such an embarrassment. I'm going to kill myself... but maybe later when it's not as hot." Also, this isn't just racist humor, it's self-deprecating racist humor ;).
Transportation

Laser Ignition May Replace the Spark Plug 388

dusty writes "Laser Focus World has a story on researchers from Ford, GSI, and The University of Liverpool and their success in using near-infrared lasers instead of spark plugs in automobile engines. The laser pulses are delivered to the combustion chamber one of two ways. One, the laser energy is transmitted through free space and into an optical plug. Two, the other more challenging method uses fiber optics. Attempts so far to put the second method into play have met some challenges. The researchers are confident that the fiber-optic laser cables' technical challenges (such as a 20% parasitic loss, and vibration issues) will soon be overcome. Both delivery schemes drastically reduce harmful emissions and increase performance over the use of spark plugs. So the spark plug could soon join the fax machine in the pantheon of antiquated technologies that will never completely disappear. The news release from The University of Liverpool has pictures of the freakin' internal combustion lasers."

Comment let me take a guess (Score 4, Interesting) 405

Having tested web based software for IBM before, I'm going to take a stab in the dark and guess it was IBM. Anyone here ever use SCM (Storage Configuration Manager)? It's utter shite; slow, buggy, and unsupported on anything other than firefox and IE.

Remember kids, IBM Hardware = Good. IBM Software = Kill it with fire.

Germanium Diodes Mean Progress Toward Silicon-Chip Lasers 66

David Orenstein writes "Teams at Stanford and MIT have each reported getting strong light signals from germanium-based diodes on silicon at room temperature. Engineers have long sought to do this because, with further refinement into lasers, such diodes would allow for optical interconnects on chips. Optical interconnects could operate much faster and with less power than electrical (metal) ones that are becoming bottlenecks on current chips."

Comment Re:About time (Score 1) 383

it's more about one leak not sinking the whole ship.... That's the main reason I want multi-process architecture in firefox. More often than not some crazy ass javascript or flash or java will crash my browser and I loose the 20 tabs or so I also had open. Restore is nice, but it doesn't perfectly restore. Some changes are lost or dynamic pages change.

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