The Turing test was not conceived with text messaging in mind. Or the machine intelligence being on par with a thirteen year old with ADD from a distant land that knows nothing of ongoing current events and is terrible at the language because it is not their native tongue.

David Copperfield doesn't try to tell me that I just don't understand his act because it's something he picked up overseas while he clumsily goes through it with obvious stunt doubles.

Penn and Teller don't try to convince me that I shouldn't be wearing my glasses when I watch them on stage and that I just don't "get it" and that I should believe they really are wizards.

Your reasoning is flawed, and this test was fundamentally flawed.

...yo dawg, I heard you like ads...

You'd get a Nobel prize for medicine.

You really do not understand how complex the human brain is, do you?

The congresscritters are owned by lobbyists at this point, without question. Lock, stock, and barrel.

Even if things don't go the way they want, they'll just keep introducing legislation to try and get what their masters want. CISPA is the most blatant example of this.

Sure, you just need to get the shark to eat someone wearing the man-portable version.

Really? Have your shoes not been staying tied when you tie them? Have they been constantly catching on anything you walk past since you were able to tie them yourself?

No?

Then maybe everyone should stop praising this talk as the goddamn second coming.

I thought it was because when you hit thirty or so you're going to find that your joints are going to protest all those push-ups in basic in a big way.

Because without Superman, Lois Lane's stupidity kills her, duh.

Even Lex Luthor can't fix stupid.

Probably the same sort of people who were making anime music videos of Linkin Park and Hellsing.

...a ripoff.

...and nothing on. The Boss said it well.

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

What a coincidence, I've got an apple pie recipe that says the same thing.

I'd be happy to. But the people who are up there making these laws are the people who are trying to force through CISPA for the third or fourth time now.

We can't make any laws like this until we get someone good in there. We can't get someone good in there until we start breaking it open. We can't start breaking it open until we can pass laws like this.

Oh please, Mr. Anonymous, share with us your wisdom as to how we can get someone who is a viable option to remove these lobbying problems from our government. Tell me who we can elect that has the means to run a successful campaign without accepting lobbying money and who will be an incorruptible politician!