If someone asks you about this, look them in the eye and shout out very LOUDLY- 6 or 7 times:

I WE TODD ED!

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or worse: GOATSE assholes!
(There- corrected it for ya...)

Hey, thanks. I'd mod you up if I had the points.
But I don't. FU, slashdot modjerks.

I also (probably) have Asperger's. Alas, self-diagnosed. My being close to age 70, it's not worth my while to consult a psychologist.
But you are RIGHT ON about beating children and dogs. (and cats, or ANY sentient creature)
When my youngest child (a boy) would go into a rage, so would I.
(Due to my lifelong depression. (It's OK, I'm on SSRIs now..And wine. LOL!)
And I would spank the li'l bastard. Let us say that neither of us came out of this satisfied or more enlightened.
I just hope he treats his kids (if he ever has any) better than I treated him.

Bertrand Russel once remarked upon the old rhyme:
"A woman, a dog and a Walnut tree -
The more you beat them the better they be."
Russel (100 years ago) said that he he didn't know the effects of beatings
on Walnut trees, but it most certainly DID NOT work with women or dogs.

Or, of course, children. Or for that matter, adult males....
Now where were we..? ah yes- wifi on buses... Oh! geez... forgot the thread here... ;-)

Hey, try talking in a French forum, you perfectly unilingual arsehole.
Show us your stuff, maudit tabernaque..

You're Russian?

OMG! You can see Sarah Palin from your house!
My condolences.

The name is 16435934.
HEX 16435934.

Old joke (at least in Canada)

Why is is American beer like making love in a canoe?
(this joke must be Canadian- it has a "canoe" in it)

wait...
....
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because...
uhh..

Because its FUCKING NEAR WATER!

Ta daaa!

Yes! YES! I knew it!

Not only are they using christian babies' blood to freeze this water, but those damn Elders of Zion are now plotting to spray the stuff on nearby Palestinian Arabs, thus rendering them infertile and seize more of their land!
Oh the humanity! ... Where are the Norwegians when we need them?

Alas, Canada isn't south of Detroit.
I am in Canada, and am significantly North of Detroit.
Perhaps Windsor is; Windsor may be PART of Canada... but they ain't "Canada".

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OMG... Are these "bottled water" acolytes still running around?
Why should tap water (from a large municipality, or even a well managed smaller one) not be pure?
OK so it has some chlorine ions in it. So?
This is not particulate matter, such as you might find in a stream or in a well.
Grrrr.... you brainwashed plastic bottle people are what's wrong with this society...

1. Find a way to freeze water at a REALLY LOW temp.
2. Write a research paper on it.
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3. TENURE!
and of course prophet...

Enough about Glass!

Maybe we coud talk about Holden Caulfield for a change?

Right. Just try inhaling it.

Then you'll feel the pane.

/. causes Autism.

Just lurk around, folks.
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I rest my case.

True, but let me summarize your paragraph for you -
"Whoosh...!"
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umm..., Let's KISS....