As the submitter of the story, let it be known that I put in this /. link as part of the submittal, but it must have "accidentally" lost in the shuffle:

http://hardware.slashdot.org/story/08/03/24/1318226/from-happy-hacking-to-screw-you

Maybe, just maybe, FB wants the brain as much as the technology? That a buyout would include some comfortable, longer-term handcuffs?

>I'm interested to know the intended message. I can only see "lSaNniu", which doesn't compute.

See, I told you it was too complex! ^lSaNniu^15anniv :-)

>Kind words on Slashdot are rarer than a Nexus 7 tablet so I'll take them over the device...

Bah! I only entered for the tablet :-)

I take comfort in knowing that mine was too complex for the unwashed masses of /. to understand, and hence it didn't make the final multiple choice cut... :P

Insert the customary SkyNet/Borg comment here...

From your ID and comments, it's obvious you're new to Slashdot. Talking to random people? Bars? DATING?!? Getting...what was the term you used? :P

Actually, I prefer to spritz up apple with a dash of lemon--makes the sections last longer :P I'm here all day...

Have you read 'Tuck Everlasting?' If you have, you might consider a young and healthy indefinite life. On second thought...NAAAAAH...sign me up too! :P

So I'll start an indiegogo page to get the funding...as long as someone else starts a fund for me because I did good by starting the fund :-)

That comment alone says it all...

Marked as funny? /. needs a new category: Scary.

So you're saying this guy is JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUST a bit less than ABD?