Pharmacy Spam King gets 30 years

www.ahbl.org writes: "A notorious spammer who made millions of dollars selling medications online has been sent to jail. Twenty-seven year-old Christopher Smith, who used the nickname "Rizler," was sentenced to 30 years in prison. Prosecutors had argued for a stiff sentence after Smith made a death threat against a witness's children.

Items for Care Package may include:

• Assless Chaps (for the cold winter nights)
• Birthday Cakes (with conspicuously baked-in saw)
• male enhancement pills (for the other inmates in the facility)
• KY (Magnum grade or better please)
• X@N@X C!A&L!5 V1AGR.A and V4IIUM (Please mark these packages per US BOP guidelines)

Care Packages may be directed to Mr. Rizler at the Federal Prison in Terre Haute, Indiana."