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Michael was told that he's "Got to Be There" when he was "Ben" on August 29, 1958. His vocal talents were recognized at age three when he was caught telling stories about his imaginary friend "Music & Me". The real name of the friend Music was "Billie Jean". His father, Joe Jackson, told Michael that his imaginary friend needed to "Beat It".
His problems stretched out "Forever, Michael" when his Jackson 5 career allegedly robbed him of his childhood. This sent him "Off the Wall" during the late 70's and early 1980's.
As his separation from his family increased, he discovered the "Thriller" of new and unique friends. Some people thought palling around with a chimp named Bubbles was a "Bad" idea. Hidden Microphones may have caught Michael telling Bubbles that "I Just Can't Stop Loving You".
Famous Friends. Michael may have been influenced by his association with famous people. 1977 he was pictured with Woody Allen — known for marrying his wife's adopted daughter who was 35 years younger. 1983 saw him hanging out with Cher, whom he didn't bother to ask if knowing that an ex-husband would be killed by a tree in 1998 might bother her. In 1984, he was pictured at the White House with Ronald and Nancy Reagan, but his visit was soon forgotten. In 1988, Michael was photographed with the Princess of England, "Dirty Diana".
Emmanuel Lewis, (aka Webster) played a tiny role in developing Michael's taste for associating with the young and the small. In 1992 Webster was upsized to new friend Macaulay Culkin, whom allegedly spent time "Home Alone" with Michael. The new friends appeared to slow the rate of cosmetic surgery that was changing the "Man in the Mirror" who appeared to be haunting Michael.
A new friendship with a 13-year-old child broke down after allegations of child sexual abuse were brought forth. Many people in the press thought Michael may have been a "Smooth Criminal" in regards to child molestation. The police performed a 25 minute strip-search to check the condition and match a description of Michael Jackson's private parts. Michael protested about "The Way You Make Me Feel" to the police. Shortly there after, he began a "Dangerous" addiction to painkillers.
On the Oprah show, in answering the question regarding "Black or White", he disclosed the conditions of vitiligo and lupus. This statement was refuted by Dr. Gregory House saying "It's Never Lupus."
"HIStory" of reclaiming his childhood seemed to be "Invincible" during his court trials that ended on June 13, 2005 with the jury verdict of Not Guilty.
Michael Jackson passed away on June 25th, 2009 at age 50. He is survived by 3 children; Michael Joseph, Paris Michael Katherine, and Prince Michael (aka Blanket). His theory of fathering 3 children was "Don't Stop 'til You Get Enough". He is also survived by two ex-wives; Lisa Marie Presley and Debbie Rowe. It is said he is now Moonwalking with Jesus.
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Michael was told that he's "Got to Be There" when he was "Ben" on August 29, 1958. His vocal talents were recognized at age three when he was caught telling stories about his imaginary friend "Music & Me". The real name of the friend Music was "Billie Jean". His father, Joe Jackson, told Michael that his imaginary friend needed to "Beat It".
His problems stretched out "Forever, Michael" when his Jackson 5 career allegedly robbed him of his childhood. This sent him "Off the Wall" during the late 70's and early 1980's.
As his separation from his family increased, he discovered the "Thriller" of new and unique friends. Some people thought palling around with a chimp named Bubbles was a "Bad" idea. Hidden Microphones may have caught Michael telling Bubbles that "I Just Can't Stop Loving You".
Famous Friends. Michael may have been influenced by his association with famous people. 1977 he was pictured with Woody Allen — known for marrying his wife's adopted daughter who was 35 years younger. 1983 saw him hanging out with Cher, whom he didn't bother to ask if knowing that an ex-husband would be killed by a tree in 1998 might bother her. In 1984, he was pictured at the White House with Ronald and Nancy Reagan, but his visit was soon forgotten. In 1988, Michael was photographed with the Princess of England, "Dirty Diana".
Emmanuel Lewis, (aka Webster) played a tiny role in developing Michael's taste for associating with the young and the small. In 1992 Webster was upsized to new friend Macaulay Culkin, whom allegedly spent time "Home Alone" with Michael. The new friends appeared to slow the rate of cosmetic surgery that was changing the "Man in the Mirror" who appeared to be haunting Michael.
A new friendship with a 13-year-old child broke down after allegations of child sexual abuse were brought forth. Many people in the press thought Michael may have been a "Smooth Criminal" in regards to child molestation. The police performed a 25 minute strip-search to check the condition and match a description of Michael Jackson's private parts. Michael protested about "The Way You Make Me Feel" to the police. Shortly there after, he began a "Dangerous" addiction to painkillers.
On the Oprah show, in answering the question regarding "Black or White", he disclosed the conditions of vitiligo and lupus. This statement was refuted by Dr. Gregory House saying "It's Never Lupus."
"HIStory" of reclaiming his childhood seemed to be "Invincible" during his court trials that ended on June 13, 2005 with the jury verdict of Not Guilty.
Michael Jackson passed away on June 25th, 2009 at age 50. He is survived by 3 children; Michael Joseph, Paris Michael Katherine, and Prince Michael (aka Blanket). His theory of fathering 3 children was "Don't Stop 'til You Get Enough". He is also survived by two ex-wives; Lisa Marie Presley and Debbie Rowe. It is said he is now Moonwalking with Jesus.
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