...Kirk never shoots first.
Uhura might have something to say about that...
Kirk: This sort of thing . . . has never . . . happened . . . to me . . . before!
Uhura: I just wish you could have held out until I removed my uniform...
AskSlashdot is a joke. I mean all you get are jokes, or whatever comes up first in a basic Google search.
We are the Google algorithm...
Can we hope it ends this farcical "progress" and return the planet to steam and gaslight?
Frack Off!
or would that be, Frack On?
Well one way or another someone will get Fracked, and there will be gas...
Maybe the lubrication would fail in vacuum?
Well, that would suck...
Feels kind of dank and muggy, with a slight fetid odor. Yep. We're in The Cloud.
Well, that explains the fapping noise that seems to be everywhere...
I think they're going to try really hard to differentiate between the goose and the gander here.
goose = about to be cooked
gander = watching goose process
Aren't we really just sending it home?
Actually we sent it to a farm where it can run free and be happy...
bam!
Emeril Lagasse, don't be tossing your ESSENCE around here...
Seriously don't execute the halt and catch fire instruction.
I think it can be simply counteracted with a quick Ctrl+Alt+ohfuck...
But it does make one long for the days of the three fingered salute.
nope. not evah. no way.
What, your acting like it's dead or something...
Obligatory Monty Python (with cameo by The King):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGFXGwHsD_A
"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." - Voltaire