Comment Re:The Cloud .... (Score 1) 13
Feels kind of dank and muggy, with a slight fetid odor. Yep. We're in The Cloud.
Well, that explains the fapping noise that seems to be everywhere...
Feels kind of dank and muggy, with a slight fetid odor. Yep. We're in The Cloud.
Well, that explains the fapping noise that seems to be everywhere...
I think they're going to try really hard to differentiate between the goose and the gander here.
goose = about to be cooked
gander = watching goose process
Aren't we really just sending it home?
Actually we sent it to a farm where it can run free and be happy...
bam!
Emeril Lagasse, don't be tossing your ESSENCE around here...
Seriously don't execute the halt and catch fire instruction.
I think it can be simply counteracted with a quick Ctrl+Alt+ohfuck...
But it does make one long for the days of the three fingered salute.
nope. not evah. no way.
What, your acting like it's dead or something...
Obligatory Monty Python (with cameo by The King):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGFXGwHsD_A
...The un-interesting bit is the mumble foo about a computer program. Some think this is adding to the knowledge but the reality is hand drawn maps from 20 years ago tell the same OMG KYAGB story.
Right!
They could have saved a bunch of time and money with:
#!/usr/bin/perl
print "You are well and truly fucked!\n";
Evolution is not a theory,it's a scientific FACT,you fool.
All scientific facts are, in fact, theories. Scientific facts have been over turned time and time again, and this will continue to happen because that's how science works...
And in the end we may actually find absolute truth to be a non-binary thing.
Then again that may just be a wild assed theory...
The problem with biological weapons is that unless you make sure all your so called friends are immunised or leave...
I just had this vision of a surrealistic scene...
It was like I just woke up in a Family Guy Episode...
Asshat (that looks like Quagmire): Dude, come on! We are gonna go see this babe that has an uncle that will let her show us her ankles!
Peter: No, I told my Dad I'd study weaponizing virulent pathogens tonight...
Asshat: Oh Man, this chick has eyes that go all the way down to her veil! Hey, if you don't want a look, it's your loss!
Peter (sotto voce): Dude, you are SO not getting inoculated!
Damn You Peter Löwenbräu Griffin!
...And for those that want to argue that it's the employer's time, to use the employees how they see fit, one of the fastest ways to demoralize a technical worker is to make him do manual labor that doesn't even serve a purpose; most of us got into technical fields to avoid doing manual labor in the first place, let alone that which doesn't make a positive contribution.
One of the scariest things to see is a programmer walking towards the servers with a screwdriver...
Instead of a magnetic arm bracelet, it will be a magnetic halo for your head in order to give you god-like memory abilities. (only 5 easy payments of $19.99)
Bah! I've been doing this for years... people just couldn't see it because of the aluminum foil!
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