...The un-interesting bit is the mumble foo about a computer program. Some think this is adding to the knowledge but the reality is hand drawn maps from 20 years ago tell the same OMG KYAGB story.
Right!
They could have saved a bunch of time and money with:
#!/usr/bin/perl
print "You are well and truly fucked!\n";
Evolution is not a theory,it's a scientific FACT,you fool.
All scientific facts are, in fact, theories. Scientific facts have been over turned time and time again, and this will continue to happen because that's how science works...
And in the end we may actually find absolute truth to be a non-binary thing.
Then again that may just be a wild assed theory...
The problem with biological weapons is that unless you make sure all your so called friends are immunised or leave...
I just had this vision of a surrealistic scene...
It was like I just woke up in a Family Guy Episode...
Asshat (that looks like Quagmire): Dude, come on! We are gonna go see this babe that has an uncle that will let her show us her ankles!
Peter: No, I told my Dad I'd study weaponizing virulent pathogens tonight...
Asshat: Oh Man, this chick has eyes that go all the way down to her veil! Hey, if you don't want a look, it's your loss!
Peter (sotto voce): Dude, you are SO not getting inoculated!
Damn You Peter Löwenbräu Griffin!
...And for those that want to argue that it's the employer's time, to use the employees how they see fit, one of the fastest ways to demoralize a technical worker is to make him do manual labor that doesn't even serve a purpose; most of us got into technical fields to avoid doing manual labor in the first place, let alone that which doesn't make a positive contribution.
One of the scariest things to see is a programmer walking towards the servers with a screwdriver...
Instead of a magnetic arm bracelet, it will be a magnetic halo for your head in order to give you god-like memory abilities. (only 5 easy payments of $19.99)
Bah! I've been doing this for years... people just couldn't see it because of the aluminum foil!
Just saying...
I can safely say, yes, due to this news the researchers at Edinburgh University will undoubtedly have many new members.
Oddly, they will have female names but a male gender listing... it would appear someone told them to "grow a pair"...
I'll be looking at 7 when I get a round tuit.
Take a couple...
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..."we probabably shouldn't have broken the cash cow's leg"...
But, Grant could build it a new one, with a Ninja sword built in!
UNIX was not designed to stop you from doing stupid things, because that would also stop you from doing clever things. -- Doug Gwyn
