Don't tell Justin Bieber's accountants that!

If you were a little bit professional, you'd be getting paid for your work instead of contributing to some projects with other latent homosexuals who seem obsessed with penises.

Which implies that homosexuals are unprofessional.

By giving talks about Spanking The Monkey of course, how could that possibly fail?

Like they have in Olympic boxing.

...Pathfinder's job is to prove the metrology.

To do this, it will try to put two small gold-platinum blocks into a perfect free-fall and then track their relative movement using lasers.

The intention is to get these blocks following a line that is defined only by gravity. To do that requires that all other forces that might interfere with the demonstration are removed.

This means, for example, carefully controlling the influence of temperatures and magnetic fields. Even the vacuum state will introduce "noise" into the system if some residual gas molecules are allowed to collide with the blocks.

The experiment has been designed such that disturbances to the blocks as small as just a few picometres should be noticed. One picometre is a small fraction of the width of a hydrogen atom.

Link this?

I thought your life expectancy on death row was longer than if you serve life without parole.

Emphasis mine.

If Windows does something other than open a file with .jpg file extension in the image viewer it's not the default behaviour?

Wrong, you can create a javascript file with a .php extension (or .jpg extension) and include it with a <script src="foo.php"> tag and the browser will treat it as any other js file regardless of any headers sent by the server.