Doesn't the Stingray impersonate a cell tower? Meaning when the cops are driving around with the Stingray unit on, don't the cellphones all try to connect to the Stingray? What if someone needed to call 911?

Goose meet gander.

Will he answer?

You're lucky! Maryland taxes you on rain.

Somehow, Maryland is going to tax its citizens for the rising tide.

The State is already taxing its citizens for rain.

I would think that your premiums should go down.

I believe that a portion of the premiums that I pay go to a state uninsured fund, that hospitals draw from to pay for uninsured people that visit the emergency room.

With everyone having insurance now, there would no longer be a need for the state to collect and disperse the funds.

Of course I am talking about the state of Maryland, so if the funds are no longer needed for uninsured, the state will flush the money down Baltimore.

When I leave the cash register at Best Buy, I immediately look for the security guy at the exit, wait until I have eye contact, and then shove the receipt down inside my pants. I have never had one ask to see the receipt.

Do you know where i can get a complete set of Star Wars action figures?

They are replacing two holidays with two personal days. This allows the associate to observe any day that they deem to be a holiday as a holiday.

Including veteran's day.

And the associates are rewarded by that profit directly in two ways.

First, if they contribute to their 401K, the company match is in Verizon stock equivalent. Once each quarter, the dividend is paid directly to the associate's 401K as additional Verizon stock equivalent.

Secondly, each spring, every associate received a corporate profit sharing award.

Affording, has zero to do with it.