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Comment Re:What? A CBS show is a fraud? No way! (Score 1) 193

too easy:

  • Survivor - starving people struggle to survive while uncaring overseers with video cameras heartlessly record their plight
  • Amazing Race - people, probably ones who escaped from the island in Survivor, flee pursuit while overseers with cameras record their crimes against the state
  • Thursday Night Football - FFA - Future Felons of America
  • CSI / Miami / New York - DNA always tells the truth
  • Bluebloods - The elite Chief of Police presides over a nepotistic dynasty, as is right.
  • Person of Interest - hackers can't escape from the loving all-seeing AI
  • NCIS / Los Angeles / New Orleans / JAG - we'll get you if you fuck with the Navy.
  • Two Broke Girls - occupy Brooklyn
  • Two and a Half Men - perennial loser's son is one of the disappeared. Stay in line, don't let this happen to you.
  • Hawaii Five O - again, don't fuck with the Navy.
  • The Mentalist - we can read your mind, resistance if futile. And the police will lie and trick you.
  • Mike an Molly - police officers are likable normal joes, not crazed thugs with pepperspray and tazers.
  • The Good Wife - a party apparatchik leverages her political connections to get ahead.
  • Madam Secretary - hey look, we're really good guys, we don't really want to bomb you. but you need bombing.
  • Big Bang Theory - annoying geniuses who make the bmbs for those who need bombing like ISIS
  • Scorpion - hackers can be good, too. They work for the State.
  • Elementary - Winston Smith solves crimes for the police.
  • Criminal Minds - that's you. There's no escape.

Fixed that for you. However, some do need bombing. Really.

Comment Re:Suspension of Disbelief (Score 1) 193

...[I]t would have been faster, easier, less dangerous, and a hell of a lot more practical to just give him a ride in the fucking helicopter.

In before "Why didn't the eagles fly the One Ring to Mount Doom" and/or "Why didn't the eagles fly the company of Dwarves to the Lonely Mountain."

Because the eagles would have been corrupted (the one ring corrupted everything, thats why it was sought by Sauron. Its evil. As for the dwarves, because walking to Lonely mountain creates character and creates a second useless movie for Hollywood to shove at us.

Comment Re:Suspension of Disbelief (Score 1) 193

Suspension of Disbelief: Spiderman exists and has super powers and is the only one capable of stopping The Lizard.

Terrible Writing: Some guy in New York totally knows all the crane operators in New York, knows the location of Spiderman as well as his destination, and at a moments notice is able get all his crane operator buddies to line up a dozen or more cranes on building tops along a single street and extend them so that Spiderman may web sling from them.

Hollywood: The cops hate Spiderman and want to capture him, but after seeing The Lizard they have a change of heart and love Spiderman. To show their newfound love for their new favorite superhero, a police helicopter hovering just above the roof Spiderman is on shines its spotlight onto the cranes that were lined up for him. Showing Spiderman the way to swing, swing, swing, swing, swing toward the Lizard Man is a nice gesture, but it would have been faster, easier, less dangerous, and a hell of a lot more practical to just give him a ride in the fucking helicopter.

Reality: Spiderman gets bit and dies a horrible death, The lizard is captured by several bullets to the chest and heat and is disected by some doc in washington and we never notice anything.

Comment Re:Suspension of Disbelief (Score 1) 193

Its hollywood's superiority complex. Those people want to feel like they are superior to everyone. If you watch (or your teen watches) Red band society, Hollywood is Kara and we are that Nurse that has to monitor her. For those of you who don't. Hollywood believes its the in crowd and the popular cliche. Thats why they never protray anyone accurately. Its hard to when the only thing you see in the inside of your own ass.

Comment Re:Suspension of Disbelief (Score 1) 193

Ok are you suggesting a comedy that revolves around a genius savant isn't comparable to a drama involving a team of said people. Honestly, the only different in Jim Parson's character and Ari Stidham's character is career choice and human body mass. They way Parson's plays Sheldon is actually inferior to Stidham because all he has to do is be funny. Lets see him play Sheldon as straight,serious in a cross over episode. It won't happen. So A equals B because A and B are roughly the same thing. The fact you can't see that, implies you are refusing to pay attention or unwilling to.

Comment Re:Suspension of Disbelief (Score 1) 193

I agree 100% with what OP said. However, to be brief, he basically said, that for entertainment to be interesting you have to have no understanding of the field at all. Those of us who aren't oil rig techs, miners or rocket scientists can love Armageddon. However, those who are those will generally hate it because it talks about stuff thats impossible. Tyson hated Gravity because he knew how wrong the physics of it was. Me, I though wow! thats amazing. I didn't know that could be possible. Our entertainment is never supposed to teach. Its suppose to amuse, delight, inspire, titillate, evoke (fear and awe) or bore.
I Personally love Scorpion. I don't care if its real. Its real enough for me. No I don't expect that a person with no medical degree can solve a custom virus problem or save a file off of a internet router during a terrorist attack or download a file while moving at 200mph.
However, I am not remotely interested in O'brien's life, it would be very dull. Nor do I find Big Bang Theory funny. Remember writing have to make you feel for it to be good. Boring isn't good.

Comment Re:*sigh* (Score 1) 264

I really wish the British would learn the differences between a pedophile, child pornographer and child molester already. And that being a pedophile is not a crime.

Another Yank without a clue. "Child molesting" is rape, and is a crime. Possession or creation of "child pornography" (i.e. portrayals of child rape) is a less serious crime, but quite rightly still a crime.

Simply being a paedophile and not acting on it is no more illegal than being a Holocaust denier or goat-fucker.

I love insane people they make me laugh. However, they are a danger to themselves and others so I generally avoid them. Being a pedophile IS a crime. By definition: http://www.oed.com/view/Entry/...

pedophile pedfl/ noun noun: paedophile; plural noun: paedophiles; noun: pedophile; plural noun: pedophiles a person who is sexually attracted to children.

Is that British enough for you? How ever here is something you don't grasp. It is virtually impossibly for people afflicted with this mental disorder ( http://focus.psychiatryonline.... ) to NOT molest children. Either they rape them or they force them to engage in sexual acts with each other, or they trade in the movies and photographs of others who have done so. For example Steven Collins has admitted to being a pedophile because he exposed himself to a child. Sadly, the statute of limitations for his child molestation crime as ran out in NY state, he cannot be charged. Nevertheless, he acts on his impulses. Oh and being a Holocaust denier or goat-fucker are also illegal. The second is bestiality, the first is a crime is Germany and Israel. It is the only that isnt a crime here because it falls under free speech and has nothing to do with sex. So to be succinct: Pedophile = child molester. Child molester = Child pornographer, They are the three sides to the same evil triangle.

Comment Re:It's porn.com. Obscenity vs state child porn (Score 1) 274

Mysidia seems to be thinking along the lines of supreme court decisions regarding obscenity. Obscenity is difficult to define and the definition depends on intent - naked pics intended to get the viewer horny vs naked pics in a medical textbook intended to educate. Maroney's lawyers had them removed from a site called porn.com. Porn.com is aptly named - it's a porn site. Naked pictures of an attractive young woman on porn.com are probably there to be used as porn. It's porn.com, after all.

When children are involved, you don't need definitions that are quite as nuanced because you don't have quite the same first amendment issues. There's nto really any valid reason to film kids doing anything sexual, so the law can be more clear-cut. Here's a sample definition from one state:

Sec. 43.25. SEXUAL PERFORMANCE BY A CHILD. (a) In this section: (1) "Sexual performance" means any performance or part thereof that includes sexual conduct by a child younger than 18 years of age. (2) "Sexual conduct" means sexual contact, actual or simulated sexual intercourse, deviate sexual intercourse, sexual bestiality, masturbation, sado-masochistic abuse, or lewd exhibition of the genitals, the anus, or any portion of the female breast below the top of the areola. (3) "Performance" means any play, motion picture, photograph, dance, or other visual representation that can be exhibited before an audience of one or more persons.

This is what the law needs to look like:
Sec. 43.25. SEXUAL PERFORMANCE BY A CHILD. (a) In this section:
(1) "Sexual performance" means any performance or part thereof that includes sexual conduct by a child.
(2) "Child" means any boy or girl who is prepubescent. Also specifically any male or female under the chronological age of 13 if they have begun to develop secondary sexual characteristics, otherwise known medically as puberty.
(2) "Sexual conduct" means actual or simulated penetration of vagina, mouth or anus, sexual engagement with animals, masturbation, sado-masochistic abuse, or lewd exhibition of the penis either erect or flaccid, the anus, or female breast in conjunction with anus or vagina. Hands in genital area is also considered lewd.
(3) "Performance" means any play, motion picture, digital or analog photograph, dance, or other visual representation that can be exhibited before an audience of one or more persons. Animation that involves 3d avatars that look like cartoons do qualify as well.
This should solve that problem. It tightens the law to be functional again and removes that nasty Child pron anime that seems to float around. Also we get an actual definition of a child. (and I killed off a loophole for those might develop early) We can create a jailbait law with it. Which leads to an interesting discussion. Should that be illegal? (Don't assume I think it shouldn't.)

Comment Re:Story title needs a warning! (Score 2) 274

Well according to this society that makes you a: A pedophile b deserving of hardcore time in a max prison where you most likely will be shived. So the big question that wall of text addresses is: Did you do something wrong?
No, you did not.
That photo is not child porn. Why?
Because she isn't a child.
We need to establish in the US that a Child is a boy or girl who is prepubescent. That a Teen isn't a child but an girl or guy who hasn't reached the age of majority. (legal age to vote, get a job, support yourself etc) And that teens who are making more money than their parents are of the age of majority, so we can dispense with this willful destruction of a needed law. Also, you can't make child pornography by yourself, Yes, I am threatening my own karma by posting this but dammit, this stupidly has to end. Oh and the media is filled with hypocrites but we already knew that,

Comment Re:100s of train cars, every day (Score 1) 385

A vital detail that those outside the city (and many within it) don't know - and of course won't get from the inflammatory OMG! NANNY STATE! headline/summary - is that the City of Seattle doesn't have a local landfill. Hasn't for many years; there's no nearby space. Instead, all garbage is loaded onto train cars - hundreds of them a day - and sent by rail to a landfill in rural Oregon, about 250 miles away. That was the cheapest alternative for the city, even though it involves paying twice (once to transport it, and again to the landfill operator). But it's still expensive. Given that it's in the best interest of the City _and_ its ratepayers to reduce the amount of landfillable waste (aka number of train cars) in favor of more economic alternatives; specifically, recycling and composting, both of which are able to be handled within a few dozen miles of the city, at much lower cost than the landfill trains. The alternative is to have even more and longer trains and higher rates for garbage for everyone. Kind of the opposite of a nanny state; this is pure and simple economics. If the spectre of a few $1 fines for the few residents who can't be bothered to separate their greasy pizza boxes into another bin makes everyone's garbage rates lower, then I'm all for it.

Thats BS. Seattle has no landfill because it doesn't want one. Not because there is no space. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seattle_City_Light
http://faculty.georgetown.edu/...
http://www.economist.com/node/...
(from 2007) http://seattletimes.com/.../20...
(2012) http://your.kingcounty.gov/sol...
OP is referencing this: http://www.seattle.gov/finance...
That's the problem: wastefull goverment mismanagement when they could make a deal with those nearby.

Comment Re:This has nothing to do with wasting food (Score 1) 385

Actually, as soon as the garbage men show up, it's the governemnt's trash. I don't see why they shouldn't be free to do whatever they want with their property.

If it's the government's trash, why are they threatening ME with a fine if THEIR trash has too much food waste in it?

Nobody is holding a gun to your head and forcing you to segreagate your waste according to the government's specifications. You're always free to load your garbage in your car, find a privately run landfill who will accept it as-is, and bring it there.

Oh but they are. What do you think that fine, no matter how small it is, is for? Its to force you to segreagate your waste according to the government's specifications because most don't have the time to drive to the 920-acre Cedar Hills Regional Landfill, located in Maple Valley, about 20 miles southeast of Seattle.
Or the Roosevelt landfill, above the Columbia River Gorge.
Or the Rabanco landfill in Klickitat County.

Comment Re:Another terrible article courtesy of samzenpus (Score 1) 385

Not a good explanation at all, just a clumsy attempt to justify poor writing.

When the vast majority of the population talks of 'wasting food' they mean one thing - allowing otherwise edible material to become inedible. What happens AFTER it becomes inedible does not matter in the slightest. It does not matter if you put the stuff into the trash or compost, as far as being FOOD it has been wasted.

A headline of 'Seattle Passes Law to Encourage Recycling Organic Material' would actually convey what happened. You may or may not agree with such a law, but at least you know what it is.

A headline of 'Seattle Passes Law to Keep Residents From Wasting Food' tells you NOTHING about what they actually did. Are they going to restrict how many groceries a family can buy? Are they going to check your refrigerator to make sure you don't let leftovers go bad? Are they going to fine you for discard any food? The only reason to write such a stupid headline is as flamebait.

No, A better headline would be: Seattle Passes Law to Force Recycling Organic Material' You don't encourage people with a fine. A fine is a punishment for failing to do what is told. Seattle wants people to recycle so they can make compost. My question is why?

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