Compare that to a clueless windows user who hasn't updated anything since he got the computer...
Usually people who want the latest version of something is because they need certain functionality it brings. The clueless person will conform with just having the application.

Default repositories could satisfy the clueless users perfectly.

I'm not a windows user, but whenever I'm forced to use it, I really miss the package manager.

One would though that with so many users, some of them could get together create a dpkg/synaptic-like program and make a repository with all the free software available for windows. It could also contain scripts for installing freely downloadable software that can't be redistributed. Heck, they could also allow some password based solution for software vendors who want users to get updates easily adding their repository.

The made it interesting showing a guy writing on a notebook.

Check who has Deleted you from their contact list on MSN at http://checkmsnstatus.com/.

People all over the world take age/maturity serious.

How come the amount of revolutions the earth gives around the sun can determine if you are eligible for drinking, having sex or driving?

rule 34 anyone?

Ubuntu's next version: Sexy Schoolgirl

Tentacles will come by their own...

On other news, good bye trees!

Real world companies use NPV (Net Present Value) instead of TCO. The only reason they make comparisons in TCO terms is because free software wins in NPV.

Paper has better resolution

Let's put a camera above every crop field in the world!

Yeah of course, but in GNU/Linux mostly you don't need to pay to upgrade so you barely need backwards compatibility.

Also, is this some sort of privileges sandbox?

"I'm right until you prove me wrong" ?

It's so shocking it will leave me sleepless.

and of course, the lawyers always win

I think your 0 and 1 are the same thing...