Next you'll be telling me that Pluto isn't a planet. I go by what I was taught: Europe, Asia, Africa, Australia, North America, South America, Antarctica. Going by connected landmasses, and ignoring artificial separators like Panama and Suez canals, it should be four: America, Eurafriaisa, Australia, and Antarctica. But Australia the nation still uses the name for Australia the continent. Doesn't get my blood boiling.

There is no continent named "America". Americans are North American. Central Americans are North American. South Americans are South American. All of these people are from the Americas, but not America. To answer your question: Australia. Even the European Union works better for your example, despite not being a nation.

Give me an office with a door, and coworkers who understand that a closed door means "do not disturb unless it's an emergency". I can't count the number of times that someone has distracted me from thought experiments just to ask my progress on the task that I'm thinking about. Almost every developer or IT person would benefit from an office with a door, no matter how small or how far underground.

To loop the onion bagel, you'll need four dimensions. So, want time travel? Throw more auditors at the problem.

You use a side loop to audit the first loop, etc. until you have a tube, then loop the tube. It'll be a torus like a donut or a bagel. To audit the audit-bagel, you'll need concentric layers of more audit-bagels like an onion. Mmmmm... Onion Bagel.

One involves the use of information, and the capacity to learn quickly, the other involves the recall of information. Einstein was smart. Billy Quizboy is knowledgeable. Search engines let everyone be Billy Quizboys. Applying that recalled knowledge correctly (especially in new ways) is what separates a smart Billy Quizboy from the pack.

Why am I imagining "hey, y'all, watch this!"?

"Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach."
This is a reason/excuse for pay reduction.
"Those who can't teach, manage. Those who can't manage, administrate."
And these two jobs have sudden pay raises over those who "can do"

Mouse portions of energy drinks and doritos.

The cosmetics themselves, or from recycled cosmetic bottles filled with vodka?

Only because it's hard to advance or retreat from a seated position. I bet there's an example in a Three Musketeers movie though. Allez!

Lake Geneva Convention. I'll let you google the rest (like why it's being held in Indianapolis Indiana, when Lake Geneva is in Wisconsin).

What about one of the new fancy sealed and helium filled HDDs?

If it's warm and the crawl space isn't, it will draw bugs like the dickens. Maybe research those blue light LEDs and see if they really kill arthropods as well as they claim. Then you'll have mice. If the humidity doesn't kill the machine, all the mouse urine will.

Presumably something you had recently typed and was in memory, had stored in a file, or had typed while the program was running. Your friend showed you a magic trick. "Look over here at my right hand while it does something awesome. Now look in my left hand to see what my right hand did!" It was his left hand all along.