My wife doesn't know how to turn lights off. Guess which category I'm in?

No. From his perspective, time is running the same as it always does. From *our* perspective, he would be ripped to shreds extremely slowly due to time-dilation.

An unfortunate astronaut falling into a black hole would probably die due to different gravitational pulls acting on his body. The parts of his body closer to the singularity would get ripped off (or more likely, the spacesuit would rupture) as he approached the singularity.

Sounds like the same kind of hornets that Matt Inman ran into. http://theoatmeal.com/comics/running5

Funny you mention that. The latin wording is "Si vis pacem, para bellum". When Georg Luger invented the Pistole Parabellum 1908, he named it after that phrase. The Pistole Parabellum 1908 is also known generically as the "Luger" which was the official sidearm of the Nazis.

Makes me curious. What are the 51st and 52nd states?

Les Stroud is my hero.

Shouldn't the RNG tap into the device's accelerometer? That should provide random data if the user gives it a few successive shakes.

I still think he's new here.

207MW * 40 days =
207MW * 3456000 s =
715392000MJ =
7.15392*10^11J

This is roughly equivalent to 170 megatons of TNT. 1.7 times the size of the maximum theoretical yield of the Tsar Bomba.

Probably more than enough to start an earthquake in an area that is susceptible (such as the pacific northwest).

No streetview where I'm going.

I win in the remote category: http://goo.gl/PGEkR

The Soviets independently developed their weapons, *and* Klaus Fuchs passed classified nuclear weapons research to the Soviets.

They also never left the ship in uniform.

This is the story of one man and his rifle: http://www.badassoftheweek.com/hayha.html