Instructions unclear, anus stuck in ceiling fan.

You can do anything in one line of Perl.

It might be a very long line, though.

What.

The only thing you can mathematically prove to be secure is the encryption, and strong crypto is the very least of what even a very cheap commercial drone should have.

Good gods, Australia would be overrun with deadly monsters. ...

oh wait

Isn't this like that April Fools RFC?

They just threaten the life and livelihood of anyone selling it:

http://yro.slashdot.org/story/...

Not that this level of honesty is characteristic or anything.

It's a survival-challenging vehicle!

much leap

very dogekind

Apparently this post was transferred on a CD before being published.

Just tell everyone to do it, and those that happen to be far enough to not be incinerated or irradiated might survive.

(And to those that aren't, it won't matter either way.)

No. :-)

"I have no qualms with the idea of personally and professionally leveling the life of someone who has attempted to profit from disarming me and my fellow Americans," one commenter wrote."

In any discussion about gun control, the kind of people who oppose it inevitably show themselves to be the prime example for why it is needed. Bunch of Adam Lanzas and Anders Breiviks waiting to happen.

Averages are funny like that.

Is that like a renting fee?

It's a bit of a mixed message when conservatives compare things they don't like (abortion, birth control, universal healthcare, gun control, etc. - all happened) to slavery, while at the same time fawning over Cliven Bundy.