I have a cheaper/better/faster alternative to this

It can go for miles, can refuel automatically off of native vegetation, can be taught new commands in the battlefield, and is self-replicating.

It's called a HORSE!

Why stop at winning once? So you don't get caught at it. The governement of (Insert your country here) is going to make sure you "disappear" into (Insert name of your country's version of Area 51) that you won't even know what hit you!

The next thing you know you'll be predicting troop movements for the government, and lottery numbers for the guards...