OwenDMoney - Slashdot User

Comment Re:Only 10 types of people. (Score 1) 599

by OwenDMoney on Wednesday February 25, 2009 @04:32PM (#26986281) Attached to: I Count In

If you tell the joke correctly it solves all the problems.

"There are 10 types of people in this world, those who can count in binary and those who can't."

Still not funny.

Owen Money

by OwenDMoney on Monday February 23, 2009 @12:57PM (#26958715) Attached to: An Early Look at the NASA MMO

How many /. users are operating a hydroponics facility to grow "plants" already?

Plants = Tomatoes

Owen Money

by OwenDMoney on Wednesday February 18, 2009 @06:49PM (#26908991) Attached to: If I find an identifiable bit of satellite debris ...

Sell it to Cowboy Neal on eBay using the "Buy it Now" option they stole from somebody

by OwenDMoney on Thursday October 23, 2008 @03:28PM (#25486243) Attached to: Cobol Job Market Heating Up

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