User beware

OMG my sun might fart on us.

Is there another kind?

Habitable by something. Perhaps not by us though.

I was on lunch break at Nuclear Power School in Orlando. From Orlando we could tell the boosters had seperated too early and we could see the cloud forming where the main fuel tank had been. We had a much better view of what was happening in the first 10-15 seconds than anyone at KSC. I was again in Orlando in 2003, laying in bed waiting for the tell tale sound of Columbia's pass as it approached KSC. When it was 10 minutes late I told my wife that I thought the shuttle must have had a problem on reentry.

So the pigeon packet drops are not as likely to land on someones head or windshield.

or perhaps a pot of petunias.

and feeding them costs just peanuts.

Get a pen and draw a heart in the middle of the cross and get on with it already.

Good idea! Perhaps we could recruit some toothless red necks from Missouri. I am sure they are trustworthy enough to decide what a pirate looks like. They are also likely to be cheaper than retired special forces people. I suggest we develope a side rail that breaks away when a grappling hook latches on. I am confident we can win a cold war of anti grappling hook defences vs. advanced grappling hooks.

Everyone get to the Space Needle, We're having Fondue for supper tonight.

If they can get to the polling office, I say we hand them a ballot and point the towards the next open booth.

WHAT? no way dude, the Mafia always plays fair.

Imagine you are an average voter and imagine you are clueles... but I repeat myself.

Would it have a white dwarf in the middle?