Comment Re:Build a bridge.... (Score 0, Interesting) 736
Ohh... I see your mistake- Digg is down the hallway over there. You might enjoy the Chuck Norris jokes and new screenshots of Halo Warfare 2: Space Crysis.
Comment That's very interesting. (Score -1) 73
Comment Confession: I smell my farts (Score -1, Troll) 122
It's true- I'll waft them up to my face, or fart on something then smell that. I've noticed a difference between smelling farts off my fingers and farting into a towel and smelling that. I prefer the towel. Sometimes, right before I take a shower, I'll wipe my ass with a towel or my underwear to smell my butt-perfume. I frequently pull the covers over my own head when I fart between the sheets. Oh, and I love the smell and frequency of my hangover farts. I love leaving my room for a few minutes and coming back to smell my still-lingering farts hanging in the air. To me its kind of like climing out of the swimming pool, getting in the hot tub for a few minutes, then going back into the pool. If I want to fart without making a lot of noise I'll reach into my pants and hold my buttcheeks apart with my fingers so the gas can leave my asshole unobstructed. it actually makes a very audible "pssssssssssssss" sound. Like if someone was in earshot but they couldn't see me, they would probably be wondering if i was farting with my fingers in my ass.
Sometimes if I'm in public I'll find "discreet" ways to indulge my fart-sniffing penchance. For example I'll try to pass gas as quietly as possible, then discreetly fan my thighs open and closed so the gas is wafted up to my face.
Comment I smell my hands after farting on them (Score -1) 1
I smell my hands after farting on them. Sometimes before a shower I'll wipe my ass with a towel or my underwear and smell my body-odor/butt-perfume.
Submission + - web creator apologizes for double slashes (timesonline.co.uk) 1
Comment Re:Government at its finest (Score -1) 294
Oh look, another junior college student just read fight club.
Comment Re:A scientific icon (Score -1) 183
Hmmm... I know who Carl Sagan is, and I know who Alan Alda is, so they definitely aren't "nobodies." You, on the other hand are no doubt known only by the urine-filled mountain dew bottles who watch on as you play WOW in your underpants, and your parents, who probably despise you.
Comment Re:Republicans? (Score -1) 899
Protip: The "FREE IQ TEST" you took online is not a real IQ test.
"Protip:" GTFO and GB24CHAN.
Comment Re:Threatening plurality? (Score -1) 703
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... enjoy your "flamebait" mod ^_^
Comment Re:when they are old enough to be unsupervised (Score -1) 286
Yikes, you make me sad. You really do.
I hope any potential sex partners you come across manage to hook up with a real man before you have a chance to father any neurotic shut-ins.
Comment Re:Threatening plurality? (Score -1) 703
3% == Americans who *want* health insurance but are not covered. 86% == Number happy with what they've got (TIME Aug 10)
Whine all you want you little asshole, but gov't-funded healthcare is coming, and you are going to help pay for it, whether you like it or not. There is nothing you are capable of saying or doing that will change that. ^_^
Comment Re:Dogma (Score -1) 289
The correlationisnotcausation tag always appears with controversial topics, such as linux and music theft. I've always taken it as an emotional reaction to some piece of news that threatens the limited worldviews of a large number of slashdot users.
Being obese might or might not damage your brain, but I would rather not have to see you regardless. Please have consideration for your moral and genetic betters when you decide whether to stay home and cry in your basement or venture outside where you might accidentally befoul my line of sight.
Comment Re:WTF? (Score -1) 640
is this story doing on /., a GEEK website.
BZZZT! You lose. It's cmdrtaco's website, and he(or his editors) can put up whatever he wants. Get the fuck out or get the fuck over it.
Database Error Costs Social Security Victims $500M 299
Hugh Pickens writes "The Washington Posts reports that the Social Security Administration has agreed to pay more than $500 million in back benefits to more than 80,000 recipients whose benefits were unfairly denied after they were flagged by a federal computer program designed to catch serious criminals. At issue is a 1996 law, which contained language later nicknamed the 'fleeing felon' provision, that said fugitives were ineligible to receive federal benefits. As part of its enforcement, the administration began searching computer databases to weed out people who were collecting benefits and had outstanding warrants. The searches captured dozens of criminals, including some wanted for homicide, but they also ensnared countless elderly and disabled people accused of relatively minor offenses such as shoplifting or writing bad checks and in some cases, the victims simply shared a name and a birth date with an offender." (Read more, below.)
Comment you are a faggot. (Score -1) 782
You are being deliberately obtuse, in the late 1700s all slaves were blacks. Yes there were some free blacks but they were a tiny minority compared to the number of slaves. It is one of the great tragedies of American history that blah blah blah
*yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnn* seriously, I am imagining you right now hunched over the keyboard, and biting your knuckle with a small tear coming out of your eye. stop being such a faggot.
