Comment Re:OMG (Score 1) 282
However the claim to hold uranium in your hands is safe, is utter bollocks.
Uranium is an alpha emitter. Fission aside, the majority of radioactivity in a chunk of Uranium ends up as heat as alpha particles collide with the atoms of the material. The outer layers of the Uranium that are emitting alpha particles at your skin are not emitting nearly enough to even breach your epidermis.
In laboratories, Uranium is commonly held with nothing but gloves, and that is only for maximum safety. The real danger of Uranium is its chemical toxicity (it will react with just about everything), and how massively radioactive it becomes if you have enough of it's fissile isotopes in one place to undergo fission, as fast neutrons will blast holes in your DNA, skin and even lead lining be damned. That aside, don't breathe it. Don't eat it. And don't try to build a fissile stack with it, and you'll be OK.
Your post is complete poppycock, and absent any citations to support your claims, all I see is an ignorant foreigner attempting to ejaculate a wad of ethnocentrism all over this thread.