MOD PARENT DOWN He's using the exact market speak that Microsoft hopes we all adopt. Even if he's doing it in a mocking tone, it's still gonna help that re branded "live" search catch on as a verb!

Not if you're planning on flying to Missouri, it doesn't! In fact, I think their system is now smart enough to suggest a different vacation destination!

I am SO moving to Norway!

To do this would almost certainly imply there is some illegality to what you are doing. Therefore, a company/group/organization/whatever that set terms like this would almost instantly get sued into oblivion.

I imagine it's expected to be popular based on price alone. It's easy to see why the majority of people living in "emerging economies such as Brazil and India" couldn't afford a $400 PS3 or even $250 Wii. But if you can make a game console $100 or even $150, it will probably sell like hot cakes, despite the lack of decent titles.

But - the cake is a lie!

Even though it's a joke - a geek can dream, right?

Looks like a slow news day for Earth. Meanwhile, on the Klingon home world, they've released a new 3D browser technology.

How did they know I was looking for penis enlargement pills and cheap viagra?!?!