Despite making poor judicial precedent, I see a great Disney movie blossoming out of this.
What's next? A judgement against the internet on behalf of cats everywhere?
I can haz a cut of da profits?
Has the Bitcoin Foundation Run Out of Cash?
Bitcoin In China Still Chugging Along, a Year After Clampdown
Silk Road Investigators Charged With Stealing Bitcoin
Evolution Market's Admins Are Gone, Along With $12M In Bitcoin
California Looking To Make All Bitcoin Businesses Illegal
uTorrent Quietly Installs Cryptocurrency Miner
One Year Later, We're No Closer To Finding MtGox's Missing Millions
Darkleaks: an Online Black Market For Selling Secrets
Another Bitcoin Exchange Fraud
Alleged Bitcoin Scam Leaves Millions Missing
So tell me why Bitcoin should be 'still a thing'... besides a cautionary tale?
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