Where do we get the free ponies?

Well obviously you have some tolerance for humans to kill others, as you believe they should be killed, but not only killed but tortured first.

So the solution is to start a company and only pay for sex with an adult who is comfortable with you filming it?

Well except for the fact they aren't charging you for the tool, a third party is. So I doubt they'd care if someone else makes an alternative free program.

The LoC has no mass? No wonder they can store everything!

I think he meant larger families as in more people alive. So instead of maybe your grandparents being at the family reunion you'll also have your great, and great-great grandparents there!

I know reading the article means I'm new and all, but it was based on both meatspace and cyber.
"Armed with unauthorized access to FISâ(TM)s card platform, the crooks were able to reload the cards remotely when the cash withdrawals brought their balances close to zero."
This was coordinated between people at the ATM and to someone on the FIS network reloading the cards.

If you are the person who wants to install a different distribution, I'm pretty sure you'd use a search engine to find a tablet that lets you do that.

So they have no licensing deals, but its still US only? If they are basically following the strategy that it is easier to ask for forgiveness then permission, why not do it the world over?

Pizza Pizza in Canada lets you schedule a delivery for a later time, don't know how far in advance you can do it as I've never used that option :)

Well to be fair the PLATO system didn't modify their logo, they just added a "heart" to the top of the screen. Google actually makes custom logos.
A better example of prior art would be Blue's News
http://www.bluesnews.com/cgi-bin/logos.pl
As you we can see the first christmas logo was for 2000, a few months before google submitted their application.

I'm confused, is Ubuntu like WalMart, Amazon or the guy down the road?

How many people download mediocre top 40 music? A lot of people. Just because some cover band doesn't get downloaded doesn't mean people don't download thousands of albums just because.
I have a friend who has terabytes of music, do you honestly want to tell me he listens to all of it? I don't think he has enough years left in his life ;)

Except people will pirate anything, even the crappy stuff (note I love Baen Books :)

Actually no, RapidShare does host the files you upload to them. They then provide a link you can give to others, and you download directly from their servers.