Comment Re:Plays for Sure! (Score 1) 361
In related news, Toyota announces a new service, Toy-Ownership!
Here's how it works. Instead of the outdated, risky practice of taking the keys home where they can be lost or stolen, the dealer takes care of the keys for you! Imagine the convenience! Since many consumers steal things, and to eliminate the risk of your brand new vehicle being stolen, we will simply sell all new vehicles this way. Should you need to start the vehicle again after you get home, simply call the dealer, and after verifying that you are who you say you are via our new Protection Integrity Telephone Assistance (PITA), we will remotely start the car for you.
No more bulky pockets, no more whistling for your key-chain, join the new Toy-Ownership program today!