Apparently Santa can't be tracked in English - perhaps Norad's been taken over by non-English speaking saboteurs.

Selecting a language besides English gives the exact location of Santa.

When I selected Deutsch, here's what I got:

Willkommen beim NORAD-Programm zur Ortung des Weihnachtsmanns

Aktuelle Position Charleston, West Virginia, United States

Der Weihnachtsmann hält als nächstes in: Fredericksburg, Virginia, United States: 01:10

You don't have to compromise on quantity even if you preserve the quality. Heck, I medium roast the raw beans every weekend, and grind it before brewing - but still I drink about 2 pots/day.

But your system admin survives on that stuff. Would you want a your system admin to go nuts because he didn't get his 3 cups of coffee before lunch?

Does role-playing and fantasy mean nothing to you?

Their cat jumped on the bed.

Come back in 2150 C.E. and somebody can show you one. If you were alive till 2150, the folks showing you that sensor would be impressed too :)

For all you know, it might be dressing up as the Flying Spaghetti Monster for the holiday party. With all those tentacles, the octopus doesn't have to worry about getting the costume for pasta part. All it needs is something that'd form the meatball part of its costume - thus the coconut.

Could be a group of 1.5 people as well.

Way more.

Now if you start assigning value to the kind of information based upon your preference, you may have a different opinion. But you can't change the fact that 12 hours of Stargate is packed with considerably more information than a Physics textbook file.

Monkeys have an amazing ability to fling core dumps.

This could serve as an inspiration to some movie script writer-

In a world where.....One man set out to generate enough spam to make his country proud. This is the story of courage, and determination...

You get the gist?

You can't use your thumbs to type on your desktop keyboard - I mean you can, but that would be awfully silly.

*Anyone who posts, "Some of us type using our thumbs, you insensitive clod", would be mercilessly ridiculed.

If nothing, it can at least serve as a shiny paperweight.

iPhone doesn't have enough memory to hold more than £22,250 worth of movies, nor has enough shelf life to put on that amount in contract fees.

To have a cheap, low power, home server perhaps? Also with a little bit of precaution, Linux netbooks can enable you to skip having an anti-virus running, thus speeding things up a bit, as netbooks run on tiny processors.