One way to reduce stress is through prayer.

Sex and alcohol work pretty well too. And they are arguably a lot more fun.

I find Lexus drivers to be more annoying than BMW drivers, at least around here. I've always wanted to ask one if they had to pay extra for their "Asshole Card" or if they get it free with the car.

I'll be happy as long as the OFF button works.

I'm self-employed you insensitive clod!

The resolution could use some improvement (and has for the real release) but the tracking is AMAZING. It really feels like you are immersed completely in a 3D world. It works best in environments where your movement is decoupled completely from vision (driving and flying simulators). I've never experienced motion sickness in my entire life but 20 minutes in Half Life got me feeling quite queezy.

Am I the only one who read that as the car makers are somehow not letting the nav system know the driver's location?

No wonder. A program to do this would never work. This is clearly a hardware problem.

It could grip it by the HDMI port.

Mr. Prosser: Do you know how much damage this battleship would sustain if I just let the drone fly right into it?
Arthur: How much?
Mr. Prosser: Some!

It has beer recipes too?

At 500 years old, it's beard must have been huge!

His own tea.

Well, yeah, since iOS7 isn't available for the iPhone 3G.

Fortunately, with C++ you aren't required to use any particular feature, and don't pay a penalty for anything you don't use.

Furthermore, the alleged performance penalties that a lot of C programmers think exist in C++ actually don't.

Nope, that's the brand name of that new flying car on display at Airventure this week.