Only for the people who show interest and keep asking about them!

An Indian company as said that they can clean up the mess caused by the collapse of the Chinese building in only 60 days.

Not to worry I'm sure we'd bring you Brits along for the ride, just like we'd bring along the Cunucks, Aussies, etc. Ruling the world isn't any fun without a posse.

Are we any closer to having a working fusion power plant within our life times?

Good point! But at least people aren't stupid enough to enter every detail of their life into a massive database that could describe the network of people that you associate with, along with photos of you and said people. Or couple such information to their portable GPS enabled electronic devices that can be remotely enabled and tracked at any point in time. That would just be stupid! Who would do that! BTW whats your facebook name I'll hit you up from my phones facebook app!

If a burglar climbs in through your window is a dead bolt on your door enough to keep him out. This and more at 11.

What your suggesting is like trying to teach someone how a car works by first showing them a horse drawn carriage and telling them you'll work up to the real thing. I say throw them in head first and from there it's sink or swim. There's already a dearth of moronic programmers no need to create a whole new generation of them.

In that case this must be a proof of concept, the actual facility needed to do such a simulation would need to be much bigger.

pirate treasure chests?!?!?!?

you forgot to close your tag....</sarcasm>...there I did it for you. Wouldn't want you to have a comment that didn't validate.

that's a threat.

I believe the actual quote was:

Soviet Russia will break dis linux

But the article cleaned it up a bit.

I always keep a ready supply of strippers and/or drugs for just such a situation.

Do you really think it took an infinite number of monkeys to write The Pacifier? My guess would be 2 chimps a bonobo and maybe a gorilla (to simulate Mr. Diesel).

Jack PC Sales Man: Hey potential customer this PC has no power cable!!! This is the next big thing.

Potential Customer: No power cable? Really? But it still uses electricity right?

Jack PC Sales Man: Of course, don't be silly.

Potential Customer: So where does the power come from?

Jack PC Sales Man: From the ethernet cable!!!

Potential Customer: So you're using the ethernet cable as a power cable? How is that not the same as having a power cable?

Jack PC Sales Man: ...um....ugh...It's an ethernet cable. You can now get rid of that unsightly power cable and get the power from this other cable that's not a power cable.

Potential Customer:....right.....(backs away slowly)

Or maybe use RAM to aide in Randomly Accessing little bits of Memory that the computer might need.