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Comment Re:I read a similar story in a magazine recently (Score 1) 290

The Italian for "where" is "dove" (which is pronounced a little like "duvet"). Where's the dove? Under the duvet. I can't forget it or get it confused with when, why, how or who.

I did a similar thing for American Sign Language. "Please" and "Sorry" are both signed by holding/rubbing your hand against your chest, one in a fist and one flat.

To keep from mixing them up, I think "Sorry for punching you in the chest" which reminds me that "sorry" = fist and by elimination, "please" = palm.

- RG>

Comment Re:This is why I don't use facebook (Score 1) 434

Mind you, I'd probably just say I don't have a facebook account, anyway, as I've forgotten the passwords and throwaway email addresses that were used to create those accounts.

Probably the best solution. I applied for a summer job with the local police department once, and they required me to list ALL previous employers.

I was disqualified because they couldn't verify a reference from a paper route I had done ages previously as a kid. Apparently the 'supervisor' (whom I had only ever met once, for about 20 minutes) didn't remember me. YA THINK?

That was my lesson that it's sometimes best to just lie to the police.

- RG>

Comment Re:Even so Re:Bit dramatic.. (Score 1) 744

When two groups of retards attack each other, everyone wins...

Tell that to the dwellers in the forest:

And each new sign signified the same thing - that the Princes of the Plains and the Tribesmen of the Cold Hillsides were about to beat the hell out of each other again.

This in itself wouldn't be so bad, except that the Princes of the Plains and the Tribesmen of the Cold Hillsides always elected to beat the hell out of each other in the Forest, and it was always the Dwellers in the Forest who came off worst in these exchanges, though as far as they could see it never had anything to do with them. (Life, the Universe, and Everything, Chapter 34)

- RG>

Comment Re:Math? (Score 1) 153

Everybody else understood perfectly that they are now estimated to be between 10% and 50% of the former estimate.

So 10x less massive = n - (1/10)n

2x less massive = n - (1/2)n

and by extension:

1/2x less massive = n - (1/(1/2))n
= n - 2n

If the terminology is used consistently, then that last step doesn't make sense. It also doesn't make sense how "ten times" translates to "one tenth", its inverse.

- RG>

Comment Re:How about an enigma machine made out of paper? (Score 1) 39

That's cool.

The documentation could be clarified. I.e. Operation should start with:

1a. Before encoding/decoding a letter, shift the right rotor up one space.
1b. If the (up arrow) notch is in the window row (Row A), the next time you move that rotor, also move the rotor to its left.

When you decipher the sample message, "QMJIDO MZWZJFJR," you learn the German word for "Ovaltine".

- RG>

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