Two lines into the summary and I felt like a total idiot for not having major issues typing on my laptop all day long.
Now, where did I put those gold plated fiber optic cables again ....

I like offending people, because I think people who get offended should be offended. --LT

I have the same problem. My provider keeps torturing the shit out of me when I look at other service offerings. Wish there was something I could do to improve my service ... maybe I need to come up with a new word or action.

How about "switch" .... sounds interesting.

I know this is a very tough problem but you could prevent this by turning the feature off.
This is one of the first things I do when I get a new phone or switch providers.

Voice mail off and caller ID on, done.

actually.We.Are.More.Into.Dots.Around.Here

Paid extra for an RFID blocking wallet. Tested it out the next time I had to pay for lunch with my RFID card.
Placed wallet on reader, card is somewhere in the middle, beeep, thanks for you payment - fuck.

My wallet is a "Protact" with the A written like a German AE. 100% rip off, hope these pants are better.

And they have the nerve calling us thieves for downloading duplicated computer files.
As soon as a government agency does the same thing - gawd we are innovating and offering a great service to the public.

Fuck You!

One can only hope it hits the right people. Those fucking idiots who demand we open the network to the "bring your device from home" crowd.
Remember when your network admin told you that it is a stupid idea - well here you go.

Your body would thank you for it!
Eat one every now and then instead of one every day. You spend the same but will value "the one" much more.
The better ingredients also make for a better product which in turn improve your experience even more.

I still remember Hershey from my time in the USA. I wouldn't call it chocolate ....
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H...

Everyone who voted insightful REALLY needs to go to one of those companies and try good chocolate.
I don't each much chocolate so I only but the HQ stuff now. Milka, Mars or even Ritter - they suck compared to a good, higher coca content chocolate.
I get mine from a shop selling coffee because just a chocolate, average coffee tastes .... less then average.

You only live once. Stop stuffing low quality shit into your mouth!

Let's hope this ends the race to the bottom of price and quality.
Reality, brown food color (blood) + "natural" flavors - chocolate even cheaper.

That smell comes from that dead penguin over there. It blew its head off after failing to become the desktop OS during the past 20 years. To top it of, more and more server admins have started moving to *BSD.
He just could not take it anymore - SystemDisconnected

Not sure if it is day 1 but watch out for "The Witcher 3" DLCs. They are going to mock larger companies by giving you their DLCs for free, well if you purchase the game. No need to preorder, just buy it.

http://thewitcher.com/news/vie...

One of the VERY few companies left that actually care about the consumer. DRM free from Day 1 - get it at GOG.com

Review embargo yes but not until after the release of the game.
This is usually reserved for the real shitty games. The ones that are hyped to no end but ultimately fail to deliver.

TotalBiscuit: The Big Bad Embargo: Just what is it anyway?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Not only that. Yahoo is one of those providers that will silently drop messages. My server receives an "OK" but the message never makes it to the inbox - puff - gone.

Only happens with Yahoo.