AndyKron - Slashdot User

Comment That makes sense! (Score 2) 110

by AndyKron on Saturday January 24, 2015 @09:10PM (#48895883) Attached to: Bomb Threats Via Twitter Partly Shut Down Atlanta's Hartsfield Airport

Bringing a fighter jet to a bomb threat. That makes sense!

by AndyKron on Saturday January 24, 2015 @07:56AM (#48892033) Attached to: At Oxford, a Battery That's Lasted 175 Years -- So Far

Turn that goddamn bell off, I can't get any sleep!

by AndyKron on Friday January 23, 2015 @11:48AM (#48884805) Attached to: Dish Network Violated Do-Not-Call 57 Million Times

Good. Put them out of business once and for all.

by AndyKron on Wednesday January 21, 2015 @07:01PM (#48870369) Attached to: What Will Google Glass 2.0 Need To Actually Succeed?

It needs X-Ray vision to virtually take off women's clothes.

by AndyKron on Wednesday January 21, 2015 @01:43PM (#48866639) Attached to: Microbots Deliver Medical Payload In Living Creature For the First Time

How do the motors find their way to the stomach if they're already in the stomach?

by AndyKron on Tuesday January 20, 2015 @09:41PM (#48861981) Attached to: Interior of Burnt Herculaneum Scroll Read For First Time

Just soak 'em in water.

by AndyKron on Tuesday January 20, 2015 @09:30AM (#48855331) Attached to: Japanese Nobel Laureate Blasts His Country's Treatment of Inventors

Good for us. Less motivation in Japan, more smart Japanese coming to the USA

by AndyKron on Monday January 19, 2015 @06:49PM (#48852543) Attached to: Microsoft Outlook Users In China Hit With MITM Attack

Isn't the NSA in the middle of everything already? How is this news?

by AndyKron on Monday January 19, 2015 @11:33AM (#48849783) Attached to: Scientists Discover Compound In Baby Diapers Can Enlarge Brain Cells

The title should have been "shit for brains".

by AndyKron on Sunday January 18, 2015 @11:03PM (#48847809) Attached to: President Obama Will Kibbitz With YouTube Stars

Will the Annoying Orange get invited? Huh? huh? huh? huh?

by AndyKron on Friday January 16, 2015 @11:21AM (#48829693) Attached to: Parents Investigated For Neglect For Letting Kids Walk Home Alone

I hope those parents are teaching their kids how to be a huge pain in the ass for the government.

by AndyKron on Wednesday January 14, 2015 @01:50PM (#48812385) Attached to: Man Saves Wife's Sight By 3D Printing Her Tumor

Home doctoring, the new normal...

by AndyKron on Saturday January 10, 2015 @04:31PM (#48782687) Attached to: Short-Term Exposure To Diesel Fumes Causes Changes In Gene Expression

So they're going to defend freedom of speech by denying others their freedom of speech, right?

by AndyKron on Saturday January 10, 2015 @04:28PM (#48782675) Attached to: Short-Term Exposure To Diesel Fumes Causes Changes In Gene Expression

I love the smell of diesel fumes. It reminds me of Chicago, and why I don't live there.

by AndyKron on Thursday January 08, 2015 @01:34PM (#48766003) Attached to: UK Government Department Still Runs VME Operating System Installed In 1974

They must have finally gotten all the bugs out, so now it's time to upgrade!