I'm more worried about the ones who are concerned about Guam tipping over and who think the U.S. Constitution is 400 years old.

But after the editor did that, shouldn't the reporter who's going to be presenting the final story have watched it to make sure everything was okay?

True. But he did steal focus when you were in the middle of trying to watch a movie.

"Microsoft also finally unveiled Cortana, their digital assistant software that's similar to Siri."

As opposed to Clippy, their digital assistant software that's similar to Jar Jar Binks.

Mr. Stallman is still finishing building his all open source hardware so he can write the all open source software to run on it so he can receive the email. (But first he has to find an ISP that runs all open source software.)

I think you just wrote the plot to the next syfy movie of the week (after Snarknado 2): a small group of geologists notice a series of small quakes. They believe a much larger one is coming. They try to warn people but no one listens. As the story unfolds one of the geologist is reunited with her former boyfriend -- a computer hacker. As time is about to run out, they hack into all the computers on the west coast and set them to play a certain sound. This ends up stopping the earthquake.

Crazy? Yes. Too crazy for SyFy? No.

But where would we get a set of headphones that big??

Ted Danson said in 1998 that we had 10 years to save the oceans or else.

Al Gore said in 2006 that we had 10 years to stop global warming.

"despite knowledge that PIN authentication is more secure"

Visa's probably thinking about all the people who can't seem to remember their PINs and afraid of losing sales from those people.

Indeed. I just tried it with Sql Server:

Select Soundex('Tsarnaev')

--returned T265

Select Soundex('Tsarnayev')

--returned T265

I had a friend tell me about the time he filled in for a day as a dispatcher for a cab company. He said he tried to do it efficiently by looking at where the customer was and where the closest non-busy taxi was and sending that one. Turns our the taxi drivers didn't like it. They wanted him to send them out in order so they all got the same number of fares.

Mark Zuckerberg is setting around with his friends at a bar. Everyone's drinking.

Bob: "How Mark, how much money is Facebook really worth?"

Mark: "It's worth a lot."

John: "I bet it's not. I bet you've blown through most of it."

Mark: "No. We've got money in the bank"

Bob: "Prove it."

John: "Yeah. Prove it. Buy something really expensive"

Bob: "Yeah. Buy something that costs a lot. We dare you."

John: "Something that costs millions of dollars"

Mark pulls out his phone and makes a call...

Scientist got caught on golf course when they were suppose to be working and had to make up a story

Is it legal to hunt drones in Alaska?