Before the Republican horde (all four of them on Slashdot) come swinging the mod hammer, I should issue a disclaimer: I'm more republican than I am democrat. It's just that when I picture shambling, brain-eating zombies, I associate them more with republicans. Slow-moving, consuming those who can't escape them, and they look old and dried up. Democrats are more like the "28 Days Later" zombies: rabid, fast moving, attacking anything that moves with a ferocity you have to see to believe.
So you're all mindless killing machines destroying everything you can get your hands on, you just do it in different ways, for different reasons.
NOW you can mod me down :)