CryptKeeper, owned by HBO?

Ok, I'll stop. Just one more question... Where do you think the designers of NT came up with that idea? Hmmmmm? Wouldn't have been Unix now would it?

DEC VAX?

We have to go back to eating unshaven pussy......

wait...

so you are saying its not a bug, its a feature?

Don't you mean Pr1me?
Damn I'm getting old :)

This.

Dude that founded Victoria's Secrets sold it because he KNEW he could start another lingerie mail order company that would blow away VS....

I believe he jumped from the Golden Gate bridge when he went bankrupt...

At least these guys are still alive? Yes?

Holy shit dude.......

Your girlfriend......do you get out of breath when you inflate her, or do you have a pump.....

Your parent's basement - all the posters hung with your semen?

You remind me of the teacher from the wall.......

Do you love your fat and psychotic wife thrashing you to within inches of your life?

You know, some drugs would level her out..

Oh then again, you probably don't listen to music.....created by addicts and all.....

fuck dude....humans have been creating and taking drugs to alter state of mind since....

oh i don't know......

since humans have existed.....

enjoying altered states is in our genes.....

that some people cannot control it does not mean the rest of us cannot enjoy it

I can sit and enjoy a beautiful sunset straight

I can enjoy it after a cocktail

and I can enjoy it after a joint

Chef: Should we take the bones out?

Donald: If you take the bones out, it wouldn't be crunchy

To paraphrase Woody Allen:

My eyes.....my eyes are my second favorite organ!

If my father didn't harass my mother I wouldn't even be here....

the idea from Prizzi's Honor, where you take what they find most valuable....

throw the CEO in jail, another one pops up in their place...

However, reduce the entire board of director's salaries to $100K a year for 5 years.....

Now they will think twice......

Also, the difference in their current salary and $100K does NOT stay in the company, it is divided up equally to all schools or something of that nature...

Always heard it like this:

Heaven: where the police are British, the chefs Italian, the mechanics German, the lovers French, all organized by the Swiss.

Hell: where the police are German, the chefs British, the mechanics French, the lovers Swiss, and it is all organized by the Italians.

You will never have to use your real name again

I won't cum in your mouth.

-Larry

Finished that for ya.....