Comment Re:Open sores software == shit (Score 1) 34
You're soaking your fingers in it.
Something tells me you don't get the reference.
Comment Re:Hey! (Score 1) 34
They confirmed you're a cuckolded sissy.
Only thing worse than being witty is not being witty.
Comment Re:Open sores software == shit (Score 1) 34
That's what happens with you trust open sores software. Freetards writing C code is dangerous.
Yeah, we need some of that always safe commercial stuff there Trollerena.
Anyone who gets that reference wins one internet.
Comment Hey! (Score 1) 34
If anytone is going to confirm anything around here, it will be Netcraft!
Comment Re:You're dying off (Score 1) 287
Actually the only Kia I know is excessively luxurious, so basically what you said makes no sense, which I surmise is a consequence of your poorly conceived statement. However I am open to additional explanation.
Let's analyze humor why don't we? Let's analyze your statement
This Kia you know - and perhaps you might be a little more precise, do you personally know this Kia? Or do you know the Kia in a biblical sense? Be careful, those tailpies can get hot! Or do you know of this Kia.
Perhaps the origin of the statement "It's just a Fucking car dude!" I dunno, but I support your rights as long as the Kia consents.
I am referring to the "Kia Soul", that abysmally ugly little freakbox car. Especially ugly in it's first version, looking like a car designed by a second grader. Advertised by strange dancing hamsters. So ugly it became sort of "hip".
But it's main claim to fame was it was really cheap.
That was the main thrust of my statement - and therefore the comparison with the Trabant.
Perhaps you don't know that particular Kia. I might be able to fix you up on a date with one though.
Comment Re:not circumnavigation, and not all straight line (Score 2) 496
"In navigation, a rhumb line (or loxodrome) is an arc crossing all meridians of longitude at the same angle
Don't be silly - a loxodrome is a building where they raise tasty fish.
Comment Re:North Pole (Score 1) 496
The answer is indeed the North Pole, and that brain teaser has been around for what, eons now?
I think I'd quickly answer it, then ask him one that I made up and tested long before that final interview.
To be annoyingly precise though, If you are at the north pole, you are not standing on earth - you are on ice.
Or some times not: http://arctic-news.blogspot.co...
Comment Re:Seems obvious now (Score 1) 214
Sure, it seems obvious now, but I'm kind of glad we have people looking at these ridiculous scenarios and planning how to deal with them *just in case*. It's difficult to predict the unknown so might as well be prepared for it even if it's unlikely.
No doubt they are looking into a Slashdotter's apocalypse, where thousands of us come en masse out of our mother's basements, and make out with every woman we see.
Journal Journal: More problems with Slashdot 1
Just now I couldn't load Slashdot at all, not even the main page!!
What happened??
Comment ... but are they?? (Score 2) 214
... but I'm kind of glad we have people looking at these ridiculous scenarios and planning how to deal with them *just in case*
Those motherfucking assholes are the real life version of the keystone kops --- They always do the wrong thing
Had the assholes really know their stuffs that British soldier Lee Rigby would still be alive today
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M...
And the London tube wouldn't have been bombed
Comment Had it been aware of the hack ... (Score 2) 15
The telecom company confirmed that it had not been aware of the hack when it signed the deal in December 2014
Does that mean had Telstra know anything about the hack the deal wouldn't have gone through?
Comment Another source of gigantic problem ... (Score 0, Flamebait) 39
While FBI was pointing finger at the social media as one of the source of huge problems it forgets, - perhaps too conveniently, - that one of the biggest source of problems happens to be >o?the government of the United States of America
Submission + - Senator Paul stands for over ten hours in Senate over NSA bulk data collection. (aljazeera.com)
An anonymous reader writes: Sen. Rand Paul held up a vote on the Fast Track Authority for a eleven hour dissertation on the flaws of the Patriot Act, the replacement the USA Freedom Act, bulk data collection including credit card purchases, the DEA and IRS's use of NSA intel. for "parallel construction", warrant-less GPS bugs on vehicles, as well as the important distinction of a general warrant v a spacific one.
The memes that have been created are clever too, "I don't normally take over C-Span2, but when I do -people watch C-Span2." Of course, the expected #StandWithRand and posting selfies with people actually watching C-Span2.
The memes that have been created are clever too, "I don't normally take over C-Span2, but when I do -people watch C-Span2." Of course, the expected #StandWithRand and posting selfies with people actually watching C-Span2.
Comment Evolution? To the contrary! (Score 1) 175
We need to re-discover efficiency in programming
Why? There's a reason programming has become inefficient, and that's because in most cases it doesn't need to be. You can't fight evolution
To this old timer this sure ain't a case of "evolution"
It's much more closer to DE-volution
Something evolves to be better
But when something becomes worse, it DE volves
Comment Re:Bullshit (Score 1) 116
Not unsurprisingly, the word "drone" does not appear in that pdf.
