Looking at your date, you have access to her/(his?) measurements, past partners, needs and desires.....

Hmmmm!!! Might come in handy! :)

It is estimated that 75% of adults worldwide show some decrease in lactase activity during adulthood.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lactose_intolerance

I normally don't do this, but, "Woosh!"

Hey! You are correct, sir! Just looked at the time, and here in Canada, it is indeed beer:30!

Time for an Elsinore, eh? :)

Gesundheit! :)

We lost our balls when we heard our first Celine Dion song... plus when we saw her face, our dicks fell off. Moooooo!

Proud Canadian... except for Celine Dion, Bryan Adams.... and now Stephen Harper. But Bob and Doug Ford/MacKenzie are a RIOT!!! ;)))

But turning the computers on is just plain gross incompetence.

Turn the computer off/reboot into a forensic linux cd/dvd, examine the hard drive, do what you want, switch some system files for files more under your control, then hope he doesn't notice you've done these things.... then follow his computer activity/trail, his tor activities....

only thing missing is that they defined their maps as gilligans.

FTFY :)

Your wife... does she...you know... is she a goer? Know what i mean! Nudge nudge?

By doing it ducky style! :)

But watch the dingoes don't eat your babby...

It is not that one is A and the other B when posted; rather that they are each an AB, which, when revealed, resolves to an A or B.

So if A is a live cat and B is a dead cat, then until resolved, both letters contain a cat which is both dead AND alive! Now, if anyone can give me Shroedingers address...! :)

Maybe the ate you babby! :)

They're not really six years old... their computer generated six year olds who are really FBI agents.

Have a seat, programming. Sit over here. Have a seat.

Und, loving it!

The "outrage" is nothing but farting into the wind.

Or in the way it keeps back-firing on them, it's more like spitting into the wind! :)