You're absolutely right.

I just closed my Comcast account (an hour on the phone) and I feel much better now

. Don't pay cartels for crap. Just say no to Comcast.

Correct on all counts, and thank you for reminding me the "Rover" had the GM branding, moon roof, and radial tires...it was driving me to ...lunacy.

COMCAST is a greedy fat little blood sucker that takes all that technology has to offer and screws it up with moronic menus and programming lineups, lethargic and useless VOD and database features, inconsistent policy, and BAIT AND SWITCH quarterly revision to service fees that require hours of wasted time to correct. They run infomercials on every channel, refuse to stagger the programming over the clock and calender, and advertise on packages that were once commercial free. It boggles the mind how their only skill is to offer the minimum amount of program choices over the maximum number of channels. I get less programming on 6 HBOs 6 Showtimes and 400 other channels than I did back in the 1990s on an analog oak box on less than 70 stations. So SCREW COMCAST and SCREW the FCC for making us have to pay for all of that wasted bandwidth and packaged crap. WE SHOULD HAVE THE OPTION TO PAY ONLY FOR WHAT WE GET, as apposed to getting what we "pay" for....I no longer am interested in COMCAST content or packages. If I decide to watch PBS and then just binge on whatever I want, and then decide to watch nothing for a week - then that's all I should pay to see. If they cannot organize their bandwidth then they should no longer be allowed to screw around with programming. Their duopoly programming advantage (NBC Universal vs. Viacom CBS) is a cornered market, and controls domestic media agenda. Netflix, Amazon, Youtube seem to know how on demand programming can function properly, so why can't they?. COMCAST MUST BE NEUTERED, They are the ONLY cable company in my market and I would rather do business with fascists. Death to BIG PIG corporate market exclusivity entitlement. Let the parasite die, if it can't or won't compete for its market share.

This isn't rocket science... why ask any scientist less qualified than an astronaut? GM built the lunar module, so NASA is very qualified to stall a car on the moon..

Or perhaps, more precisely, there is a baker

I just can't prove it, cosmologically speaking.

....is no longer an undisclosed location.

And everyone knows Batman works in Gotham City. Duh.

Exactly! Call it Hannibal's and then open a second establishment at Donner Pass...

...postcards from bleeding edge sight seeing destinations

We all make choices.

I figure that either everybody or nobody

is chosen by omnipotence or serendipity.

I choose Omnipotydipity

...and are healthier and more robust"

These Shrimps ain't shrimps anymore, I guess. With a 40% increased growth rate we should feed that stuff to Yankees sluggers.

These statistics sound like those cattle and poultry farmers achieve from hormone injections. If these shrimp suddenly become lobsters maybe the cholesterol will be a little too high as well.

It seems to me that "healthier" is a marketing term, not a scientific matter of fact.

You are entitled to nothing.... no freebies.

And no substitutions.... green ham only

Its gotta be in the lease or else its an unreasonable assumption. Extras cum at a price or not at all...no freebies

.....but he just didn't see that cement truck rolling backwards down hill into the crosswalk when he had the right of way. Instantly all his millions were in the hands of those who never get a break. Totally unfair.

The choice is yours the future is clear - you can chose good or chose to burn to death. Chose to win or lose and die. Its real freedom and a real choice. Its a true hypothetical vision or real hallucination of San Francisco and the Universe, pick one:

A) Over paid, under worked, black, real market bureaucrats who live large and plump when you cook 'em

B) Well-paid, Geeky, blooming better bus and uber car riding historians who never get in the way unless you're a legit taxi

C) Zero paid, hopeless, smelly, street people who contribute vomit and graffiti for a fair city life.

Not so fast ! Its a trick question ! Geek humanity won't possibly survive AynRandtopia if it can't get laid !