Apparently he does photography for the Chamber of Commerce on Myst http://www.catalanadetelescopios.com/galeria/galeria.php?id=5

Shew chewing & outdoor defecation? Those specs are not due until Beerbot 2.0 a/k/a "FratBot" (backwards hat compatible)

Molson Golden, to be exact.

You didn't have to set it quite that far aside.

I zinc you guys must beryllium, like, so bored this evening.

Manganese puns get any lamer?

Honey, is that you?

Trust me, you didn't miss anything.

There is a simple answer, and it doubles as a science project. (Yay, science!)

Step 1: Use the shelter phone system to call the abuser using the SpoofCard service. Spoof the number of the abuser.
Step 2: The abuser is using the CallerID Unblocking service, thus setting up an infinite loop and based on my understanding of cartoon physics, the abuser is sucked into a Black Hole Vortex of Justice(tm)
Step 3: Um, profit.

Not before reminding us to try the veal.

Here all week are you?

I won't hire you due to a high potential for medical leave/ excess days off / general medical related shenanigans.
Thanks for playing, best of luck.

No, you're old when you recall that you HAD a six-million-dollar-man doll... er, action figure, plus his boss Oscar, and Oscar's exploding briefcase. You could look through Steve's head through his bionic eye and see the girls at the playground giggling at your, um, action figure set.

No it's even better than that:

She was unable to log in to her MCSE training class.

Answer: Make solar collectors look like DirecTV dishes.

Now when I tell my employees I want to spawn kill any new competitors, they nod with understanding.

Not really, they told the bank they could afford it on this thing called a loan application.

It's this 4 page fill-in-the-lie form available at most lending institutions.