Comment better left to the privacy of the bedroom (Score 1) 111
rebranded as walking canes, suitable for thrashing uncultured young whelps that insist on annoying their elders by taking selfies everywhere.
I know you're hiding somewhere with your damsons and prunes. Well I'm ready for you. I've wired meself up to 200 tons of gelignite, and if any one of you so much as makes a move we'll all go up together! Right, right. I warned you. That's it...
-- NOTE -- the quote was satire, relevant to the arms race you've created, NSA
"And remember: Evil will always prevail, because Good is dumb." -- Spaceballs