Comment Re:Is it too hard... (Score 1) 837
Bravo..
Forget the tie, and offer *really nice* but mandatory lanyards with honkin' USB drives.
Engrave those USB drives with some quantitative representation of commitment; resolved tickets, highest number of hours clocked in one pay period, or some company-relevant measure of success.
Turn that frown upside down, cowboy - that's a conversation starter and respect-earner around that neck, not to mention the effective "keys to the kingdom"..
*IF* you can manage a shirt with more than 3 buttons, and a decent pair of trousers.
Hmm, forget 'Dickies' Brand, what we need is 'Dilbert' Brand workwear. Buy 3, get 2 FREE! Line your closet with freedom from decision!