Danny: Why should I?
Me: You get more flies with honey than you do with vinegar.
Danny: Who wants flies?
Me: I have no idea.

So. I was really bored of seeing that other topic. So I started this one. It's not really a topic. It's place holder.

In a recent interview here Bill Gates had this to say about security:

Nowadays, security guys break the Mac every single day. Every single day, they come out with a total exploit, your machine can be taken over totally. I dare anybody to do that once a month on the Windows machine.

Listen closely! Can you hear the soft whirring of hard drives loading nessus in No

Danny says that Thomas Jefferson holds the world record for Acting Like A Stupid Dog.

I have checked Wikipedia, Google... I can't find any proof that this is true!

BTW everyone wish Danny luck as he's trying to break that record!

I don't care about this show. I'll download it from alt.binaries.dvdr maybe but I'm not waiting 13 weeks to find out anything.

I like the 4 8 15 16 23 42 thing but I'll just read the answer on Wikipedia someday.

I'm confused. I read 51-49 in headlines. However, it's 49-2-49.

What's up with that? Besides I thought Lieberman was a DINO?

According to Danny he appears in the Alpaca Farming commercials seen on late night cable TV.

I don't think this is true.

If you elect the Democrats they'll tax you into the poor house, and on the way, you'll meet a terrorist on every corner, and when you try to run away, you'll stumble over an illegal immigrant.
-- Former President Clinton, describing the GOP's midterm message, 10/29/06

Of course he's literally correct. The GOP is saying that, and they appear to be correct.

Men, if you can't get your hands on a puppy, or a baby... go to the bookstore and peruse the Jounals section and wickedly hot Goth Chicks will think you're in touch with feelings and offer to do amazing things with their tongues to you.

Or so I have heard.

The great thing about Manhattan is that it is always new. When you walk down a block you need to look up and down and even still old things will be new to you as you "find" them.

Never show me anything.

My reaction to what you show me is not likely to be that which you expect.

Chances are you won't like it.

Everything that is wrong with the Internet can be found here:

www.loriandmatthew.com

As Chris Rock recently said, "As a father you have one job - keep your daughter off the pole!"

*sigh*