This is one of the most retarded things I've seen in a long, long time. This surpasses Bush and Palin idiocy.

Is this some kind of false flag astroturf by the conservatives?

I've never had any problem with online tax software. I will say, in all fairness, I have a simple return.

I AM HERE TO HELP YOU.

Good God, ya'll

I'd mod you up for those last 2 sentences alone, if I had points.

Weird Al seems to be doing just fine with the accordion.

It consists of everyone who can pass a drug screen and isn't too drunk to make it into the FedEx parking lot.

While you make a good point, how do you explain the reduction in accidents after KA addressed the specific behavior? Coincidence?

Quoting for emphasis.

Sorry, not bootstrappy enough comrade Glaser.

Oh man, we are so screwed!
Lowest bidder, baby!

Now I have to remember /another/ goddamn acronym?

My son pointed out that the geekiest way would be to trick your Professor into stealing your high-energy laser experiment and sell it to the government. Then you sneak on the military base and reprogram the targeting computer to fire at the Professor's house where you have, conveniently, placed your giant turkey.

I've gotten some cranky Win32 apps to work on Win7 64 by getting the 32-bit dll files in the C:\Windows\SysWOW64 folder instead of C:\Windows\System32.

The naming conventions don't make any damn sense; they should have kept System32 for 32-bit files and created System64 for 64-bit files. But that's just me.

And don't ride in anything with a Capissen 38 engine, they fall right out of the sky.