Sounds like an old problem

Tea Party wasn't relevant enough this year. The protesters for Occupy and Arab Spring (albeit different movements during 2011) were also encompassing for the term "Protester". So if the Tea Party would have made more noise this year I am sure they would have been recognized as well.

Which is easy to do as your are occupying your grandma's basement

If they are in fact able to get a court order, what is the difference WHERE the data resides? Assuming you are not talking about hosting your data in some government "non-accessible" nation. Unless of course you're planning on destroying or "getting rid" of it. And in that case if they could prove that you destroyed evidence you could have potentially a bigger issue on your hands.

In soviet russia, Mammoth clones you and Japanese says sanks!

No, they'd be saying ... Sacrebleu!

MVC is a pattern NOT specific to ASP.NET, so are you saying you are in favor of Microsoft's implementation and their framework for web, or a framework that supports MVC? No to mention I believe there are other (non-built in) MVC frameworks for .NET. I am not arguing your point to it's power, just to your specifics.

What if it was GIMPed or [INSERT EDITOR]ed?

While I agree with your point about 86-ing the TSA ... lets remember driving is a privilege NOT a right. If they start checking random people, walking random streets that is an entirely different argument.

You'd think that listing a shitty role, in a shitty B movie would degrade your ability to land a future job more so then your age. Sorry, you're old as fuck .. not for this Earth, just for this role VS Sorry, you just plain suck.

Cough ... Cough ... what's that you say? No my seeds aren't patented I just took a huge toke.

"spreading religious hatred on the Internet" -> "spreading religious (freedom/opinions) on the Internet"

Specifically in remote, rural areas seem to suffer the same fate. GIT ER DUN!

100K patients diagnosed as terminal. Thanks for playing.

In all seriousness though the data collection for this would call for some crazy data crunching which this system seems to do well.

My first thought was that they captured the man from Tunisia on fire in this image.