Agreed. If an infographic doesn't provide value, it doesn't do much. This post, on the other hand, got published to one of the biggest tech sites on the Internet, all because they regurgitated a sensationalist post about something that has been a core piece of online public relations and SEO for at least 5 years. There's no information there.

"Or not logging into things could also work." Best solution offered up yet. Universal retina scan database? Link up your email/other info in a general database if you want it there?

Agreed, people suck. The fact that we've barely touched the tip of the iceberg in discovering things like this is something to genuinely be excited about. I can't say that about many things in today's society.

..frickin space robots with laser beams attached to their heads.

This is clearly one of the most important holidays of the year.