Global warming is NOT happening....really. We have the e-mails.

What next? No Santa Clause?

Arrest him! He's the problem!

Oh, Hello End Times....I thought you were here.....

Exactly, by sending the DNA sequence...they might as well have advertised the Blue Plate Special to our hungry, soon to be Overlords.

FINALLY! A
Do something....Profit!

post where the inbetween isn't a bunch of question marks.

And just think of how neet it would look when you have one of SoCal's famous 100 car pileups. It would make extracting everyone so much easier when they're all cinders from being unable to escape the resulting fire.

So let's say we get past funding, the cost overruns of the contractors and unions...I have a few questions on after it's in place.

What happens to the rain? Are they going to irrigate everything?
What about as one person above stated....what happens with snow loading? Last I checked, VT is known for snow (look up ski resorts - VT).
What about hail? Microbursts?
What about the lack of ingress and egress for birds, bees and other wildlife?
What about when the summer temps reach 90+ degrees with 90% humidity....can you say Sauna? How do you ventilate that?

And these are only the things off the top of my head. Give me a few hours to think it through, and I'm sure i could come up with a dozen more.

That's an awful big "If" batman. Vermont....remember? Fucking cold 6 months out of the year.

Except the summary talks about running it over with a car and eludes to it being destroyed.
The fact that water is a problem was never stated.

Ever have a rat in your house (other than your brother in law)? I have. They are smart enough.
Last thing I need is one that figures out how to change the locks when I'm at work.

The last little bastard cost me over $1500 in damages the last time. I really don't need a smarter one, thanks anyway.

Don't let the door hit you in the ass!

Sucka

Fuckin' A.

I never thought it would come to this and I'm sorry to see them go.

Now I can slowly microwave myself.
Talk about stewing in your own juices.....mmmmm, fat Sys Admin flavored.

No...the problem is the focus group is composed of people who's forehead sticks out far enough that they don't have to worry about getting their face wet when it's raining. If they can figure it out.....SHIP IT!

CARNIVORE anyone?

Really? So I guess when the crab fisherman or lobster fishermen of the US also engage in this sideline business?
The fisherman of Italy, Spain, Greece, Norway, Japan, China....also they have their skull and crossbones flag at close reach?

They are going the path of least resistance. They are turning to crime.
Live by the sword...die by it.